Just found this, and although its still a little early... - Page 2

Flibster · 30-10-2007, 01:05

Bah chuffing humbug!

Treefrog · 30-10-2007, 08:16

Santa could pwn Jack Bauer and John McClane simultaneously

Will · 30-10-2007, 09:50

Ok I give you that one TF - but JB would put up more of a fight

What about Chuck Norris?

Treefrog · 30-10-2007, 23:08

Hmm, good question. I hadn't thought about Chuckie

Of course, he'd probably do a spinning roundhouse kick and send each present on a precisely calculated trajectory to end up down the right chimneys. And as the presents landed on the side of the plate, they'd catapult the mince pies back towards him.

Much more believable IMHO

testpattern · 31-10-2007, 17:08

what about the houses that don't have chimneys?

Fayshun · 31-10-2007, 18:16

Magic dust, it makes a chimney and fireplace appear.

Have you not seen "The Santa Clause"?

Grandad · 01-11-2007, 00:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRZ

... Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.

Santa is alive and well and living at my Mum's house, I spoke to him only 3 hours ago, he had just got back from his hols and will soon be starting Christmas preperations

testpattern · 01-11-2007, 11:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fayshun

Magic dust, it makes a chimney and fireplace appear.

Have you not seen "The Santa Clause"?

thankfully, no

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