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Blackstar · 08-11-2007, 15:11

Billy, that is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard! A teapot! hahahhaaa

testpattern · 09-11-2007, 12:02

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Originally Posted by dymetrie

*ring ring* *ring ring*

"Good afternoon, Housing Patrol."

"Hello, there's some trouble in ***** street, some people with guns."

"I'd advise that you contact the Police."

"Well I'm advising you because you're the people that look into anti-social behaviour."

"The Housing Patrol Service operates between 6pm and 2am, there are currently no staff in the office. In any case I'd advise you that this is a Police matter and not something we'd deal with."

"I'll call back at 6."

*click* *brrrr*

*sigh*

bahahahahaha

Dymetrie · 05-02-2008, 20:49

Time for some threadcromancy

Not overly random considering where I work...

So this morning as I was approaching my office and a scarlet woman asked me for a cigarette.... See here (or scroll up a bit) to guess my answer

...

She then propositioned me as to whether I was looking for a good time (there was certainly a lopsided "I AM COKED OFF MY HEAD" grin accompanying it....). I did, of course, reply in the negative as whilst sex is good, sex with a coked up former miss UGH! for which one has to pay for the priviledge is way down there on my list of good ideas...

She asked if I was sure to which I replied that I was....

So into my office I went and spent the next half hour watching her deal drugs right outside my office, in front of the cameras (footage captured and forwarded to the Police)

For really random, the other day as I was putting away my washing I noticed that the label on my boxer shorts bears the legend "Keep Away From Fire"...

NO **** SHERLOCK!

dum de dum.....

Fayshun · 05-02-2008, 20:55

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Originally Posted by Dymetrie

For really random, the other day as I was putting away my washing I noticed that the label on my boxer shorts bears the legend "Keep Away From Fire"...

NO **** SHERLOCK!

dum de dum.....

None of my kecks bear this instruction, should I be worried?

Dymetrie · 05-02-2008, 20:57

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

None of my kecks bear this instruction, should I be worried?

Only if Lom takes up smoking

Mark · 05-02-2008, 22:13

For some reason bedclothes sometimes bear that particular label too. In such circumstances, I don't think them being near fire would be my first concern.

Tak · 05-02-2008, 23:22

Discovered something called "Radiator Slippers" while visiting PeeBee - they have lil bits you hang over the radiator to warm them up.

Giggled manically to myself at the "Warning: Remove from radiator before wearing"

Jonny69 · 06-02-2008, 12:48

I've noticed that in my pants the washing instructions in Chinese are 10 degrees cooler than the washing instructions in English

08-11-2007, 15:11	#21
Blackstar Ambassador of Awesome Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Edinburger Posts: 3,676	Billy, that is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard! A teapot! hahahhaaa __________________ Jim Garrahy's Fudge Kitchen

05-02-2008, 20:49	#23
Dymetrie A large glass of Merlot Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber Posts: 5,819	Time for some threadcromancy Not overly random considering where I work... So this morning as I was approaching my office and a scarlet woman asked me for a cigarette.... See here (or scroll up a bit) to guess my answer ... She then propositioned me as to whether I was looking for a good time (there was certainly a lopsided "I AM COKED OFF MY HEAD" grin accompanying it....). I did, of course, reply in the negative as whilst sex is good, sex with a coked up former miss UGH! for which one has to pay for the priviledge is way down there on my list of good ideas... She asked if I was sure to which I replied that I was.... So into my office I went and spent the next half hour watching her deal drugs right outside my office, in front of the cameras (footage captured and forwarded to the Police) For really random, the other day as I was putting away my washing I noticed that the label on my boxer shorts bears the legend "Keep Away From Fire"... NO **** SHERLOCK! dum de dum..... __________________ Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....

05-02-2008, 23:22	#27
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	Discovered something called "Radiator Slippers" while visiting PeeBee - they have lil bits you hang over the radiator to warm them up. Giggled manically to myself at the "Warning: Remove from radiator before wearing" __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

06-02-2008, 12:48	#28
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	I've noticed that in my pants the washing instructions in Chinese are 10 degrees cooler than the washing instructions in English __________________

05-02-2008, 22:13	#26
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	For some reason bedclothes sometimes bear that particular label too. In such circumstances, I don't think them being near fire would be my first concern.