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Old 13-11-2007, 12:26   #1
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Default Hmmm physically stuck in my room.... Help?

Radiator (of the large 8"+ variety) just fell off the wall and against the door. I can't get out, what do i do? I've kinda exhausted all my ideas, but in the meantime we have a plumber coming round with a ladder hopefully...

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Door wedged shut apart from an inch i can open it
1st floor flat (but with old georgian/victorian rooms for height) so can't really jump.
Hot water can't be turned off as i can't get to it
Flatmates aren't in just yet, phoned them
Can't get a bucket to drain the said radiator so i might have a chance of moving it
dont want to break the pipes...
Cant take the door off and the hinges are recessed and can only be done when the door is open

Yeah, so help?


On the positive side ive got the internet!
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Old 13-11-2007, 12:30   #2
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On the positive side ive got the internet!
What more do you need?

In the absence of any real suggestions, I recommend fapping.
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Old 13-11-2007, 12:32   #3
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Go back to bed and take advantage of the fact there's nothing else you can do?
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Old 13-11-2007, 12:37   #4
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Dunno....but I'll just sit here and laugh
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Old 13-11-2007, 12:40   #5
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I'm with Desmo.

However. Fire Brigade?
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Old 13-11-2007, 12:54   #6
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In the absence of any real suggestions, I recommend fapping.
About as good an idea as any I can think of - you do have internet, after all
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Old 13-11-2007, 13:04   #7
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Old 13-11-2007, 13:15   #8
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Hang out the window bare chested & wearing a Wooly hat Screaming HELP RAPE, Or ring the Brigade & pretend you are a woman nekked stuck in the bath.

You could always just hang out the window & drop down, it's not that far. (Ingore this if you live in a high rise flat set up )
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Old 13-11-2007, 13:37   #9
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the large 8"+ variety
Eh?

I don't remember you being that much of a midget that you'd call an 8 inch radiator large
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Old 13-11-2007, 13:37   #10
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Sorted Well kinda, plumber came round a lot quicker than expected, so i was allowed to rag the radiator away from said door/wall, making it haemorrhage water, which was then their job to fix Theyre still doing it now, they've gotta reattach it to the wall, drain it, take up half the floor to get to underlying pipes before i can leave to go to lectures - oh what a shame
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