Questions for the more mature......

[petemc]

Originally Posted by Haly

You both really should go see Cheers, it should be the law

Agreed. Any DS9 fan should just to fully appreciate Morn.

[Pheebs]

I've read em all too It's interesting to see peoples answers!

Now whilst I'm munching my lunch....


1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Life Insurance. I forget about it and really don't want to die just yet so don't want to be paying it in anticipation!

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Well... define romantic! For me, a curry in with my lover and a blanky is good enough, so January 11th 2008. If out and about, end of last year, Chaucers meal. Was uber yurmy.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
I'm fairly certain this was after consumption of a £3 bottle of wine at "Jesters" in Southampton (the "third worst night club in England". QFT!)

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Ermm... never drunk... but used to dance on the bar regularly when I worked at Jumpin Jacks in Bournemouth! We had to dress up and everything! It was fab!

5. Name of one of your school teachers?
Mrs Parks, my Theatre Studies teacher. She said I lived my life inside a pretty bubble and since then when I describe my world I describe it as a bubble. It's a nice place.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I want to be in a meeting accepting an offer with a licensing company to market and distribute my card designs to a number of outlets.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Everything! A Marine Biologist, Astronaut, Police Officer, RAF Pilot, Actress or Entertainer would have been my top ones.

8. What college did you attend?
Erm.. college (as in 6th form) Parkstone Grammar School, Poole. College as in Uni, Bournemouth/Open Uni.

9. Why did you choose the top that you have on right now?
Purchasing wise cos Picky said he would buy it for me and I've always wanted an Isle of Scilly jumper! It says "Scilly Chick" on it and on the back it has a picture of a birdy and a speech bubble wibberling from it's mouth saying "Woof" Love it - very warm and snug!

10. GAS PRICES?
Inconvenience.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
I would like a detached house with a master bedroom which has big windows and a large lower balcony overlooking the ocean. Mainly open plan look (other than the media room and Rogers Study and my Study). Ideally one in Cornwall and one in Southern France Oh and an apartment in London please too so we could come to more meets with ease in London!

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
"thhhe CHRiIIS mOoOyles Shoow *der neerr ner ennern nenrnr* INTeerNaaAtioNal RAAAAADIOoOoO Ooooooooooone"

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Oh nuh, I think I'm drooling... *zzzzzzzzzzzzzz* (and yes I was)

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Ooh erm... lots! If I could afford more underwear I would buy lots of good quality french knickers (cheap ones tend to be itchy and shrink) with matching bras - all bright and cheerful! I do like wearing knickers too though, they're comfy! But... I hate bra shopping. So any good bra that fits me and looks superb is FAB!

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Erm... don't really mind, probably boxers would be best to wear around me as Y Fronts make me laugh lots (in a good way though cos you can properly see the willy in y fronts and willys look funny all squished up!)

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Ironing! ROOM 101 PLEASE!!! *glares at mounting ironing pile*

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes. 100%. I would do everything and anything I could for charity and others and dedicate my life to making people smile and have a better living

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Erm I like to get up early to accomplish stuff in the day. But then after a few days of doing this I like to sleep in... but my sleeping in is til 8am... so does that count as a lie in?!

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Peter from Family Guy or The Quagster! I wee myself laughing at them both!

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Cook a gorgeous meal and have nawty foods afterwards whilst watching a great film, snuggling and drinking wine!

21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes I have indeedy!

22. When did you first start feeling old?
Who's Old? And do I really have to start feeling him?!

23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Wagh! So many!
Main toss up between: Aliens (I heart Vasquez), Star Wars - Return of The Jedi (Ewoks ftw!), Goonies (HEY YOOU GUuUUUYS), Batteries not Included, Short Circuit, Die Hard and Terminator!

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
As in... for sarnies? I like Duck in cold wraps, freshly carved ham in sarnies and chicken in hot wraps

25. Name 3 things that are always on your shopping list...
Milk, Bread, Salad

26. Sea or swimming pool?
Sea... unless it's cold and wet or I can't see the floor properly... I get scared... then swimming pool (with no kids in it to eliminate "warm water" spots and dangley bits of snot. Yes I know there's worse in the sea... but the sea has fish!! YAY!)

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Nope!

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
Stalk?! None! I abuse many though!

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Ooo ermm... eating? Lots of everything?

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
I'm proud of everything I heart! So there are none!

31. What’s your drink?
Non alcoholic = Tonic Water, Alcoholic = Gin and Slim Line Tonic, Pintage = Cider, Cocktails = pimms or woo woo!

32. Cats or dogs?
DOGS! *snogs Trio*

33. Pub or bar?
As in, bar of chocolate? I'll have the chocolate please if so (joking aside, pub normally!)

34. Who is your longest known friend?
Chap called Hayden!

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Radio 1

36. Norm or Cliff?
I'm going to interpret this as a "Would you like to have a NORMal life or jump off a CLIFF?" So I say NORM!

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons primarily but I heart the cosby show - spesh the theme choon! DOoo doo dooo Dooo...*mnng mnng mng*.... DOo doobie doo dooo... *mnng mngg mnng*

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Trying to help someone who wasn't going to change and then not taking it to the police. *angers me*

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
If Trio can be classified as a person then yes, lots!

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
I wouldn't ever kill anyone. Shoot them in the kneecaps and denad them. But never kill. That's the easy way out. (oooOOoo I sound EVIL! Mah hahahaha!)

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Billy Connoly, Will Smith, Whoopi Goldberg, Stephen Fry, Frank Bruno, The Queen, Tom Hanks, Goldie Horn, Bill Paxton, Mel Gibson, Alan Sugar, Quentin Tarintino, Spike Milligan (if he could be resurrected) and George Lucas. I would also want their families here too and have an interlude whereby John Williams could orchestrate some of his famous works I think they're all fascinating people and would love to listen to them and know who they are and how they tick!

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
I don't think I could sleep with anyone else... but I would give Captain Jack Sparrow a smooch and a half given the chance! (NB - NOT Johnny Depp. Captain Jack Sparrow)

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No thank the lordy lord!

44. Last book you read for real?
I keep half reading books. Nawty me. Midway through Long Way Down though!

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yes. Two! Honeysuckle, who my Brother gave to me when I was widdle (it says "you're very special" on his belly and it makes me laugh lots) and Shibby, a bear given to me by Picky when he came to visit me in Poole. He left it on my bed (we were in separate rooms at that time - being younguns and all) along with some Thortons Truffles! Nom!

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
On a raft going down the River Merced in America

47. Somewhere in America you’ve never been and would like to go?
New York... can't wait! EEEeeeeeeee!

48. Have you ever been to church?
Lots and lots! I generally only go now on what I call "important dates" or pop in to light a candle.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Oh... I like them both thank you... can I please keep them the same? Career if not.

50. Just how OLD are you?
twenty threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Well that wasted my lunch break!

[Justsomebloke]

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
TV License.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
My Dining room table.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
God knows as it would have been Eons ago.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never on a bar but i used to dance everywhere.

5. Name of one of your school teachers?
Miss Crow. Yum

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Eating Pussy. I love it

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Highwayman like Dick Turpin.

8. What college did you attend?
College of Life.

9. Why did you choose the top that you have on right now?
Because it's warm.

10. GAS PRICES?
No gas in my house.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Down Cov road in Hinckley where the houses back on to the Track/yard i mess with my motors.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Meh.

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Eating pussy

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Loose fitting boxers

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Whatever they are comfortable in, I have no preference once at that stage.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Ironing. I never Iron anything.

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
If i could volunteer in my chosen field then Yes, otherwise ****'em.

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in last 3 days but usually up by 7am.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Homer.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Cuddle & watch a movie.

21. Have you found real love yet?
No.

22. When did you first start feeling old?
I had a street fight a few years back that proper wore me out. I put the lad down 3 times but he still came back, with a tool the last time so i had to threaten to cut his head off with a shovel to end it. After that i felt proper old. Till my next street fight where i battered the guy with just 3 blows. Still feel my age now though. I've officially retired from street fighting now though due to Old Age.

23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Scarface.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Free range chicken.

25. Name 3 things that are always on your shopping list...
Milk, Sugar & Teabags.

26. Sea or swimming pool?
Sea.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No.

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
None.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Weed.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
The Bodygaurd. I love it like an old Queen.

31. What’s your drink?
Tea.

32. Cats or dogs?
Both if Frank would have it.

33. Pub or bar?
Pub

34. Who is your longest known friend?
Dunno. Could be one of many friends i have known for well over 20 year.

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Fosseway or as we like to call it Fossleway.

36. Norm or Cliff?
WTF ???

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons.

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
To many to list. I have known some truely Wonderful women but i was wild when young & just didn't know what i had till long after. There are about 6 women i think about even to this day. My favourite X was a Canadian girl i was with for around 8 months. I remember her shouting through my letterbox in her gorgeous accent, "If you don't open this door you will Never see me again" Serves me ****** right

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
No work = no comment.

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Myself. Don't mean this in a Morbid way but I really piss myself off & have to put up with myself 24/7. Being an Adult good for nothing **** is hard to bare some times.

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
The Queen.

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
To be honest I'd sleep with any good looking women whether she was famous or not. If i had to name one though it would be Nathalie Imbrullia (sp?)

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes.

44. Last book you read for real?
Off Road book my little sister bought me for Xmas.

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
No but i have a few of the PG Tips monkeys & a few other i love you fluffy toys I've been bought.

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
In my car after coming out of some rave back in the day. Top tip to sort you our for the drive home after raving all night.

47. Somewhere in America you’ve never been and would like to go?
Not a place i really want to go & they won't let me in anyway ****'em.

48. Have you ever been to church?
Yes Of course.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
I need a job but would like to fall in love old fashioned style as well. Maybe i could get a job then fall in love.

50. Just how OLD are you?
42 most days with plenty of 12 year old moments throughout the day. I like to laugh & have fun.

Edit.
BTW that was like doing a ***** exam for me

[Roberta]

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
It's all on DD so I don't think about it, otherwise I'd explode.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Romance? What's that then?

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Last year. Accidentally drank white wine in a punch. It makes me chunder for some reason.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Don't remember last time I was drunk but I regularly danced on the bar as part of my job at Jaks.

5. Name of one of your school teachers?
Mr Scutt.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Twirling round a pole. Not allowed as am ill.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Singer.

8. What college did you attend?
Hereford Art College

9. Why did you choose the top that you have on right now?
I didn't, it's a work one.

10. GAS PRICES?
*spits*

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
I'm happy here but Paul needs to shift his arse here asap.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Where's me kitten?

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I wish this kitten would stop kissing me so I could go to sleep.

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Short shorts.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Who cares.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Cleaning the loo.

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes. Have done in past too.

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Early. Lots to do! *fidget fidget*

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Tank Girl.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Watch DVDs all cuddled up.

21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes.

22. When did you first start feeling old?
I never have.

23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Non-meaty meat.

25. Name 3 things that are always on your shopping list...
Soya mik, bread, houmous.

26. Sea or swimming pool?
Seeeeeeeea!

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No.

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
None.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Watching TV in bed under the duvet. Luxury!

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
I have no shame.

31. What’s your drink?
A nice shiraz.

32. Cats or dogs?
Cats.

33. Pub or bar?
Pub.

34. Who is your longest known friend?
Peri.

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Radio 1.

36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm.

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons.

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Nothing. It's all about learning.

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Sit? In work? Get on with all the girls. I got them the jobs there!

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
No one. I'm too busy to bother hating anyone enough!

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Eddie Izzard.

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Eddie Izzard.

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No.

44. Last book you read for real?
Sports Speed by Dintiman and Ward.

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yes. He's called Quasi (short for Quasimodo)and I've had him since I was tiny. He's one of those old fashioned ones that's arms and legs move but he has no eyes and no innards anymore. Poor Quasi.

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
?

47. Somewhere in America you’ve never been and would like to go?
Las Vegas.

48. Have you ever been to church?
Yes. Was in the choir.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
I'd cope with either.

50. Just how OLD are you?
36.

[Feek]

What is this Norm or Cliff question all about? Can someone who knows please explain.

[Will]

Cheers! Apparently... :/

[Admiral Huddy]

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?

Car tax cos i don't drive much!

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?

Muddy Waters, Chelmsford

3. Last time you puked from drinking?

I have never been sick from drink! My Mrs makes up for the 2 of us

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?

November sometime, I stepped on a mars bar.. does that count?

5. Name of one of your school teachers?

Miss Yanic.. She had big boobies!

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?

Having sex with the Mrs.. Gear and all

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?

Porn star and Train driver but not at the same time. That would be daft..

8. What college did you attend?

Harlow Catering college before I set fire to the kitchen, then followed by the ItEC

9. Why did you choose the top that you have on right now?

It has holes where my armies go! It's ideal!

10. GAS PRICES?

I fart too much.. but it's free

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?

I'd like to move to Baveria, with anyone who'll have me.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?

FECK!

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?

"I'm desprate for some relief, will she notice if I pop downstairs for a quickie in front of Nymho nuns?"

14. Favorite style of underwear?

I don't wear any. Hence my user name

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?

THONGS THONGS! and stockings, and susy belt, and peep holes bras, and lacy camys, and PVC gear, and high heels oh yeah high heels, lacy top stockings, #fnar#

16. What errand/chore do you despise?

Soting the damn recycle stuff!

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?

YES

18. Get up early or sleep in?

I always get it up early, but never myself. I love going to bed early but I find that wake to early. I only need 5 hours sleep a night.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Peanuts

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?

Cook a romantic candle lit dinner, dress up, a bath for two and a massage!

21. Have you found real love yet?

I bloody hope so.

22. When did you first start feeling old?

About 4 million years ago

23. Favorite 80’s movie?

Back to the Future

24. Your favorite lunch meat?

Steak

25. Name 3 things that are always on your shopping list...

Milk, bread, Razzle!

26. Sea or swimming pool?

Pool

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?

No - despite what people think of me, I take my vowels very seriously.

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?

None

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?

Hash cakes!

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?

Pretty Women because it makes the Mrs laugh, which makes her horny and I usually get sex.!

31. What’s your drink?

Pimms

32. Cats or dogs?

Dogs

33. Pub or bar?

Pub

34. Who is your longest known friend?

Glen!

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?

Essex FM

36. Norm or Cliff?

Cliff Richard

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?

The Simpsons

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?

My first marriage. However, if I hadn't then I would have never worked in Ipswich and meet my wife.

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?

No one sits opposite me anymore. I'm isolated in my own office for the health and safety of others.

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?

The bird from Hollyoaks

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?

The bird from Hollyoaks!

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?

The bird from Hollyoaks

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?

Yes, I set fire to the kitchen at college (see 8)

44. Last book you read for real?

Porn for Dummys

45. Do you have a teddy bear?

Yes, his name filth bag!

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?

I often brush my teeth whilst having a crap. It saves loads of time. Drives my wife nuts!

47. Somewhere in America you’ve never been and would like to go?

Brisbane

48. Have you ever been to church?

Yes, quite a few times

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?

Career. OI don't want any changes in my life other than this. As i'm getting older, change is worrying. I'd hate to be on my own now.

50. Just how OLD are you?

40 next month #gulp#

Pete asks me when I'm having my next mid-life crisis. haha

[Muban]

Norm!!

Cliff

Norm > Cliff

[Kell_ee001]

Originally Posted by Feek

What is this Norm or Cliff question all about? Can someone who knows please explain.

Muban is indeed correct

*shouts "Nooooorrrrmmmmmmmm"*

[Haly]

Originally Posted by Kitten

who the hell did you go there with??