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01-05-2008, 13:56
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Old Git
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Crap Joke
An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Frittzle's daughter Alice
He replied Alice ? Alice ? Who the **** is Alice ? for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice? Last edited by Grandad; 01-05-2008 at 14:24. |
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01-05-2008, 14:03
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The Mouse King of Denmark
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Thread title delivers!
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01-05-2008, 14:10
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I iz speshul
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*Grandad in crap joke non-shocker*
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01-05-2008, 14:23
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01-05-2008, 14:48
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That has got to be the worst joke ever lol
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01-05-2008, 15:20
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"A man walks into a bar with a giraffe...."
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01-05-2008, 15:24
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02-05-2008, 02:00
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I want to hear the rest of the giraffe joke immediately
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02-05-2008, 02:07
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