Poo :( - Page 2

Dee · 07-05-2008, 12:45

Oh Feek

Has our GD really come to this? I thought we were better than that

LeperousDust · 07-05-2008, 12:58

Sounds serious from what i've gleamed you're a clockwork regular....

FakeSnake · 07-05-2008, 14:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

Oh Feek

Has our GD really come to this? I thought we were better than that

no, perhaps you thought you were better

Feeks Poo, is of National Importance. The regional water company AND the Environment Agency must be informed of this.

/silly
In all seriousness, does not sound like a binding issue, so bran and fibre based products will not help.
Try the salad and olive oil.
otherwise, a laxative from the chemist?

Jonny69 · 07-05-2008, 14:34

Does anyone else find that bran does not bind them up, rather it has the opposite effect and semi-liquifies something that would otherwise be solid?

I made the mistake of eating nuts and dried fruit for breakfast for a bit when I was trying to be healthy. I liken the results to hot gravy with broken glass, shredding the inside of a delicate soft tube. Eeeee it was hell I tell you.

Lana · 07-05-2008, 14:35

I am sure laxatives would work, but from my humble knowledge I would have to say that trying a natural remedy like eating extra fiber would be better than something like an oil or a laxative (even the ones that are made of natural fiber).
They may fix the problem for the time being but they may set you up for more problems afterwards. It may work today, but it might mean the same thing happens tomorrow.
My mom is a nurse and she said she always tried prune juice first. It tastes nasty but the stuff works.

Will · 07-05-2008, 14:41

I poo every day almost exactly at the same time too!

Talk about being regular!

Then again I eat a lot. Secondly, I eat a lot of natural fiber and lots of fruit and veggies (one thing Feek is allergic to

).

Burble · 07-05-2008, 14:43

I didn't crap when I was in hospital due to the morphine. Four days! I can understand your frustration Feek.

Will · 07-05-2008, 14:47

You'll be sore for days after you manage to do it though!

Lana · 07-05-2008, 14:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

You'll be sore for days after you manage to do it though!

eek i hope not. Thats one bonus for doing things more naturally... shouldn't be quite so bad.

Burble · 07-05-2008, 14:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

You'll be sore for days after you manage to do it though!

If I was, I didn't notice. I think the broken leg was occupying my thoughts.

07-05-2008, 12:58	#12
LeperousDust Bananaman Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Liverpool/Edinburgh Posts: 4,817	Sounds serious from what i've gleamed you're a clockwork regular.... __________________

07-05-2008, 14:34	#14
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Does anyone else find that bran does not bind them up, rather it has the opposite effect and semi-liquifies something that would otherwise be solid? I made the mistake of eating nuts and dried fruit for breakfast for a bit when I was trying to be healthy. I liken the results to hot gravy with broken glass, shredding the inside of a delicate soft tube. Eeeee it was hell I tell you. __________________

07-05-2008, 14:41	#16
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	I poo every day almost exactly at the same time too! Talk about being regular! Then again I eat a lot. Secondly, I eat a lot of natural fiber and lots of fruit and veggies (one thing Feek is allergic to ). __________________ *No No!*

07-05-2008, 14:47	#18
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	You'll be sore for days after you manage to do it though! __________________ *No No!*

07-05-2008, 12:45	#11
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	Oh Feek Has our GD really come to this? I thought we were better than that

07-05-2008, 14:35	#15
Lana Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 242	I am sure laxatives would work, but from my humble knowledge I would have to say that trying a natural remedy like eating extra fiber would be better than something like an oil or a laxative (even the ones that are made of natural fiber). They may fix the problem for the time being but they may set you up for more problems afterwards. It may work today, but it might mean the same thing happens tomorrow. My mom is a nurse and she said she always tried prune juice first. It tastes nasty but the stuff works.

07-05-2008, 14:43	#17
Burble Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,826	I didn't crap when I was in hospital due to the morphine. Four days! I can understand your frustration Feek.