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Old 07-05-2008, 15:02   #21
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If I was, I didn't notice. I think the broken leg was occupying my thoughts.
Gosh, imagine that!
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Old 07-05-2008, 15:05   #22
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I know! What a surprise
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Old 07-05-2008, 15:08   #23
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Prunes tbh!
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Old 07-05-2008, 17:09   #24
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If I was, I didn't notice. I think the broken leg was occupying my thoughts.
I was about to say something only suitable for Paul-Will humour.... So I better not!
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Old 07-05-2008, 17:24   #25
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I had this problem recently it was awful

Do you feel like you need to go and can't or is it an observation?

I was in Boots to find a cure for my problem, I also asked for Epsom Salts (needed for other purposes) so obviously the assistant yelled to his mate 'over with the laxatives'

I had no idea that you could drink an Epsom Salt solution and that would cure constipation!!! It was written all over the box!!!!

So I went to the counter with my big box of Epsom salts and laxatives... I looked like I had a right problem!!! lol!

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Old 07-05-2008, 17:29   #26
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Have you pooed yet Feeky?

Hope so!

By the way this is going you might eventually end up with two poop holes! And then you'd have no problems at all!

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Old 07-05-2008, 17:36   #27
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By the way this is going you might eventually end up with two poop holes! And then you'd have no problems at all!

I think thats an even bigger problem
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Old 07-05-2008, 18:31   #28
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I've still not done anything. The urge is there but when I try, nothing happens except excessive wind, which makes me giggle.
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Old 07-05-2008, 19:27   #29
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Farting is funny. Fact.
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Old 07-05-2008, 19:35   #30
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I suggest a hot curry and 8 pints of beer.
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