I need some clever thoughtfull off the wall ideas, **** knows why i'm asking you lot!

LeperousDust · 30-06-2008, 13:49

Right applying for a nokia summer job hopefully, the application is pretty strange. For instance:

Quote:

What are your 3 favourite animals and why?
(500 char. max)

Who was the last person you connected with?
(500 char. max)

Do you believe in magic?
Please discuss
(500 char. max)

I've sorted it all out apart from:

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Why does Nokia need you – show us in a photo

Now apart from the obvious banana jokes....*

What can i take a photo of including my nokia phone, that will stand out? I'm struggling to think of anything really different apart from cycling to the top of the pentlands and doing a panoramic shot of me & phone, but tbh i want to send this today and i cba cycling for 4 hours to do that

Ideas on a postcard, and pretty sharpish too?

Cheers everyone!

*Sorry couldn't be bothered finding the colour of the forum background. On a side note i think it should be added to the swatch.

Matblack · 30-06-2008, 13:53

What is the job doing?

If its sales then do something like climb a statue and rubberband a phone to its head then take a pic and say you can sell a nokia to the stoniest of clients?

MB

LeperousDust · 30-06-2008, 13:58

Yeah they don't actually say what its gonna be doing, but i'm betting sales really.

Quote:

Get a phone, get a car, and get paid to make connections with Nokia this summer.

Thats what i replied too

That's a possible idea. Although the only statues i can think of are round Princes Street, and I'd have to be quick otherwise i will be arrested and then won't be a particularly credible candidate

I thought about stupid stuff like a handstand on Arthur's seat for no reason, like the attention whore pic, haha. But its wouldn't be half as witty as the rest of my application... I don't want it to let me down...

kaiowas · 30-06-2008, 14:07

I wouldn't have even bothered filling out the form. Any company that asks that sort of crap for a summer job is so far up it's own arse I wouldn't want to work there.

LeperousDust · 30-06-2008, 14:12

Well there isn't much to choose from, i'm desperate, its geeky, i get a free phone and paid £7 an hour. I couldn't care how **** they are, i've probably worked for worse in my previous call centre jobs,, i have fairly thick skin and am pretty light hearted when it comes to managerial carp. Granted i could walk into a call centre job tomorrow but i'm not *that* desperate yet

See:

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BBx · 30-06-2008, 14:15

I think its a good move Alex, you may aswell do it while you have the opportunity!

I'm not creative... just done Belbin and am not a plant... am a Completer Finisher/Resource Investigator...

Will have a think though! Maybe the goggley eyes could get involved lol.

BB x

Matblack · 30-06-2008, 14:15

Mock up a murder with some one being blugeoned to death will a mobile and the caption 'I'd KILL for a job at NOKIA'

MB

LeperousDust · 30-06-2008, 14:19

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Originally Posted by Matblack

Mock up a murder with some one being blugeoned to death will a mobile and the caption 'I'd KILL for a job at NOKIA'

MB

That definately wins so far! Love you MB

But what do you mean mock up?

Calling friends now...

Belmit · 30-06-2008, 14:23

Get the message 'Connect call to detonate' on the phone display, and take a picture of it with a Nokia building in the background.

'Nokia needs me because... your lives are in my hands.'

Matblack · 30-06-2008, 14:24

Fake it, or just kill someone if faking it is too much bother

MB

30-06-2008, 13:53	#2
Matblack Baby Bore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Svalbard Posts: 9,770	What is the job doing? If its sales then do something like climb a statue and rubberband a phone to its head then take a pic and say you can sell a nokia to the stoniest of clients? MB __________________ "we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two"

30-06-2008, 14:07	#4
kaiowas The Stig Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fightertown USA Posts: 1,458	I wouldn't have even bothered filling out the form. Any company that asks that sort of crap for a summer job is so far up it's own arse I wouldn't want to work there. __________________ Anal Fish Porn

30-06-2008, 14:15	#7
Matblack Baby Bore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Svalbard Posts: 9,770	Mock up a murder with some one being blugeoned to death will a mobile and the caption 'I'd KILL for a job at NOKIA' MB __________________ "we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two"

30-06-2008, 14:23	#9
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Get the message 'Connect call to detonate' on the phone display, and take a picture of it with a Nokia building in the background. 'Nokia needs me because... your lives are in my hands.' __________________

30-06-2008, 14:24	#10
Matblack Baby Bore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Svalbard Posts: 9,770	Fake it, or just kill someone if faking it is too much bother MB __________________ "we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two"

30-06-2008, 14:15	#6
BBx Reverse SuBo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 8,673	I think its a good move Alex, you may aswell do it while you have the opportunity! I'm not creative... just done Belbin and am not a plant... am a Completer Finisher/Resource Investigator... Will have a think though! Maybe the goggley eyes could get involved lol. BB x