Lets lower the tone a bit - new sexual positions

[Greenlizard0]

Originally Posted by Roberta

I already do that one.

It's where you entice your man with handcuffs and promises, strip him, cuff him to the bed, stick a pink feather up his bum then go shopping, but not before phoning his mum and asking her to pop round in a few minutes to pick up something she left that you've put on the bed for her.

That's a nice gift for your mother in law, though strangely enough not everybody's into incest. Weird I know. I suppose as well it would make your other half a mother ****er. *

*(Are we allowed to swear here?)

[A Place of Light]

The Panda

Go round to the girl in questions address.
Order (and eat) food.
Have sex.
Return home.


Or, to point out the connection to it's title.

Eats shoots and leaves.

[Roberta]

Originally Posted by Greenlizard0

That's a nice gift for your mother in law, though strangely enough not everybody's into incest. Weird I know. I suppose as well it would make your other half a mother ****er. *

*(Are we allowed to swear here?)

I don't remember mentioning incest, possibly because it didn't even occur to me, so maybe it's not the mouth it comes out of but the mind it goes into (fnarr fnarr).

[Roberta]

Originally Posted by A Place of Light

The Panda

Go round to the girl in questions address.
Order (and eat) food.
Have sex.
Return home.


Or, to point out the connection to it's title.

Eats shoots and leaves.

Now this I like!

[A Place of Light]

Originally Posted by Tiggy

Maybe I'm having a sense of humour malfunction. Or maybe I just dont have the same kind of sense of humour as you guys.

Yes, I know I can avoid threads that I find are bad taste. But I'm extremely saddened by the fact that I've found a thread on bd that has made me think 'Am I on the right forum?'. I shant mention the name of the other forum I'd expect to see threads like this on.

Surely, with a thread title like "Lets lower the tone a bit - new sexual positions", you must've had a good idea that this wasn't going to be to your taste before clicking on it???

[A Place of Light]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Now this I like!

Hold that thought, sweetie, I'm on my way.....masala in hand.


lol.

[Roberta]

Originally Posted by A Place of Light

Hold that thought, sweetie, I'm on my way.....masala in hand.


lol.

Best offer I've had all week!

[Tiggy]

Originally Posted by A Place of Light

Surely, with a thread title like "Lets lower the tone a bit - new sexual positions", you must've had a good idea that this wasn't going to be to your taste before clicking on it???

No actually with a thread title like 'lets lower the ton a BIT', the tone has been lowered with this thread so much it's dropped off the scale imo.

And yes, as I already stated, I am capable of avoiding threads which arent to my taste, but tbh I was rather shocked by 1 or 2 posts in this thread.

[Pebs]

I'll raise APoL a packet of cheesey wotsits and a bottle of pink wine!

[Roberta]

Pink wine you say?