Strange first date?

LeperousDust · 17-08-2008, 13:33

So i was meant to be going to the Leeds festival on Wednesday with my friends, but it turned out I've got exams on Tuesday and Wednesday, which means i have to stay in Edinburgh. Whereas we'd all sorted out we were getting a coach from Liverpool. So I've got a ticket but no transport, or parking tickets so i can't just drive.

What would one normally do, they'd scour ebay for a parking ticket? That's far too normal and would cost me a parking ticket and fuel which is far more than I'd be paying for a coach.
So instead I'm taking a gamble and taking a girl I've met on the internet (oh noes) we've got two coach tickets from Edinburgh (so i don't need to worry about transport) and i just sell my ticket

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Essentially as a first date were going to the Leeds festival for 4 days. Who can beat that for weird/sponteanious?

I'm quite pleased with myself, or at least i am until she turned out to be a man...

Am i mental?

Feek · 17-08-2008, 13:36

Can we get a translation from Student to English please?

Dee · 17-08-2008, 13:45

^^^ *nods*

What the hell are you on about?

SidewinderINC · 17-08-2008, 13:51

If I get this right...

He has a leeds festival ticket and a separate coach ticket from liverpool

he isn't travelling from liverpool anymore

so he's bought a coach ticket from edinburger with a chick he's met online, and now he needs to sell the coach ticket from liverpool?

Am I on the right track?

Lomster · 17-08-2008, 13:54

LOL I think I kinda understnad, so...
You've met a girl you met online (who is actually a man) and your gonna take him on a coach with you to go to a festival and spend 4days with him on your 1st date?

Hell yeah your mad but mad is sometimes a really good thing as you wouldn't have guts to do things like this.

I hope he isn't too big for you

LeperousDust · 17-08-2008, 14:15

Right yeah pretty much, i think i did a malc there and typed it out as i thought.

Essentially:

Was travelling with friends to Leeds festival (you know what that is right Feek ) on a separately booked coach from Liverpool
I'm now stuck in Edinburgh but have a leeds ticket (not a coach ticket thankfully).
I need to get to Leeds somehow cheaply. I could buy a parking ticket to use my car (but i would have to pay for fuel and to park on my own this is expensive)
Meet girl online, persuede her Leeds is a good idea, we buy two coach tickets for Leeds from Edinburgh. This is where you could be confused, basically because its so late in the day, its very very difficult and quite expensive to get a coach ticket on its own, and i dont know anyone else up here who's willing to go to leeds who already wouldnt be going anyway. So i needed a second half
Now i just need to sell original Leeds ticket.
Essentially i end up going to a festival with a girl (apparently) i havent met yet off the internet to Leeds and were sharing a tent... So you could "class" this as a first date...
Does that spell it out for you lot ? Basically asking am i mental?

//Edit: Sidewinder & Lomster had the right idea!

Lomster · 17-08-2008, 15:28

Well good luck, its not like your spending 4days alone eh? I'm sure it'll be good unless you find out she is actually 58 with a willy

Pickers · 17-08-2008, 15:31

he may be a very nice 58 year old with a willy tho...

Lomster · 17-08-2008, 15:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pickers

he may be a very nice 58 year old with a willy tho...

True

LeperousDust · 17-08-2008, 15:34

Yeah i guess its more her gamble, since i'll be with friends in MY tent. Maybe i'm the 58 year old rapist then? I'm gonna have a laugh the weekend with way (i'll be too drunk care most likely).

17-08-2008, 13:33	#1
LeperousDust Bananaman Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Liverpool/Edinburgh Posts: 4,817	Strange first date? So i was meant to be going to the Leeds festival on Wednesday with my friends, but it turned out I've got exams on Tuesday and Wednesday, which means i have to stay in Edinburgh. Whereas we'd all sorted out we were getting a coach from Liverpool. So I've got a ticket but no transport, or parking tickets so i can't just drive. What would one normally do, they'd scour ebay for a parking ticket? That's far too normal and would cost me a parking ticket and fuel which is far more than I'd be paying for a coach. So instead I'm taking a gamble and taking a girl I've met on the internet (oh noes) we've got two coach tickets from Edinburgh (so i don't need to worry about transport) and i just sell my ticket . Essentially as a first date were going to the Leeds festival for 4 days. Who can beat that for weird/sponteanious? I'm quite pleased with myself, or at least i am until she turned out to be a man... Am i mental? __________________

17-08-2008, 13:36	#2
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	Can we get a translation from Student to English please? __________________

17-08-2008, 13:51	#4
SidewinderINC Joey Tempest Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gravesend. Posts: 2,751	If I get this right... He has a leeds festival ticket and a separate coach ticket from liverpool he isn't travelling from liverpool anymore so he's bought a coach ticket from edinburger with a chick he's met online, and now he needs to sell the coach ticket from liverpool? Am I on the right track? __________________ No Sig.

17-08-2008, 13:54	#5
Lomster Custom Title Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fay-Lom mansion Posts: 2,787	LOL I think I kinda understnad, so... You've met a girl you met online (who is actually a man) and your gonna take him on a coach with you to go to a festival and spend 4days with him on your 1st date? Hell yeah your mad but mad is sometimes a really good thing as you wouldn't have guts to do things like this. I hope he isn't too big for you __________________

17-08-2008, 14:15	#6
LeperousDust Bananaman Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Liverpool/Edinburgh Posts: 4,817	Right yeah pretty much, i think i did a malc there and typed it out as i thought. Essentially: Was travelling with friends to Leeds festival (you know what that is right Feek ) on a separately booked coach from Liverpool I'm now stuck in Edinburgh but have a leeds ticket (not a coach ticket thankfully). I need to get to Leeds somehow cheaply. I could buy a parking ticket to use my car (but i would have to pay for fuel and to park on my own this is expensive) Meet girl online, persuede her Leeds is a good idea, we buy two coach tickets for Leeds from Edinburgh. This is where you could be confused, basically because its so late in the day, its very very difficult and quite expensive to get a coach ticket on its own, and i dont know anyone else up here who's willing to go to leeds who already wouldnt be going anyway. So i needed a second half Now i just need to sell original Leeds ticket. Essentially i end up going to a festival with a girl (apparently) i havent met yet off the internet to Leeds and were sharing a tent... So you could "class" this as a first date... Does that spell it out for you lot ? Basically asking am i mental? //Edit: Sidewinder & Lomster had the right idea! __________________ Last edited by LeperousDust; 17-08-2008 at 14:19.

17-08-2008, 13:45	#3
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	^^^ nods What the hell are you on about?

17-08-2008, 15:28	#7
Lomster Custom Title Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fay-Lom mansion Posts: 2,787	Well good luck, its not like your spending 4days alone eh? I'm sure it'll be good unless you find out she is actually 58 with a willy __________________

17-08-2008, 15:31	#8
Pickers Absinthe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cornwall Posts: 2,692	he may be a very nice 58 year old with a willy tho... __________________ Pictures

17-08-2008, 15:34	#10
LeperousDust Bananaman Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Liverpool/Edinburgh Posts: 4,817	Yeah i guess its more her gamble, since i'll be with friends in MY tent. Maybe i'm the 58 year old rapist then? I'm gonna have a laugh the weekend with way (i'll be too drunk care most likely). __________________