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Old 22-08-2008, 09:04   #1
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On the flight to the UK he tried to commit suicide by leaping out of the aeroplane into the sea.
The coastguard found him bobbing up and down on a small bouy.


I wouldn't want to be in his shoes, but I wouldn't mind his air miles.



More please?
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Old 22-08-2008, 09:14   #2
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He said when he gets back to the UK he wants to go somewhere quiet where he won't be bothered by the press.

Everton just signed him up for 3 years.
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Old 22-08-2008, 09:27   #3
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I heard something about his release date....




She's 8 I believe
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Old 22-08-2008, 10:07   #4
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Gary Glitter is to star in the next series of Doctor Who
He is to have two female companions K-9 and Sharon - 12
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Old 22-08-2008, 11:21   #5
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Old 22-08-2008, 19:16   #6
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In all seriousness does anyone want to help me burn him with fire, preferably somewhere it hurts!
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Old 22-08-2008, 19:32   #7
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By all means. He's started protesting his innocence again. If he hadn't started ranting about the media last time I might have given him some credibility. If he does that again, I think I'll **** something.
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Old 22-08-2008, 19:33   #8
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just kill it with fire
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Old 23-08-2008, 01:02   #9
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just kill it with fire
in the ovaries?
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Old 23-08-2008, 01:35   #10
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in the ovaries?
nah from orbit
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