22-08-2008, 09:04 | #1 |
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Gary Glitter
On the flight to the UK he tried to commit suicide by leaping out of the aeroplane into the sea.
The coastguard found him bobbing up and down on a small bouy. I wouldn't want to be in his shoes, but I wouldn't mind his air miles. More please?
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22-08-2008, 09:14 | #2 |
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He said when he gets back to the UK he wants to go somewhere quiet where he won't be bothered by the press.
Everton just signed him up for 3 years.
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22-08-2008, 09:27 | #3 |
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I heard something about his release date....
She's 8 I believe
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22-08-2008, 10:07 | #4 |
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Gary Glitter is to star in the next series of Doctor Who
He is to have two female companions K-9 and Sharon - 12
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22-08-2008, 11:21 | #5 |
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Anything to declare?
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22-08-2008, 19:16 | #6 |
nipples lol (o)(o)
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In all seriousness does anyone want to help me burn him with fire, preferably somewhere it hurts!
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22-08-2008, 19:32 | #7 |
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By all means. He's started protesting his innocence again. If he hadn't started ranting about the media last time I might have given him some credibility. If he does that again, I think I'll **** something.
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22-08-2008, 19:33 | #8 |
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just kill it with fire
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23-08-2008, 01:02 | #9 |
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23-08-2008, 01:35 | #10 |
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