Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines in the Original Star Wars Trilogy - Page 2

Lana · 02-09-2008, 00:26

oh my word I need to email that to my brother in law.

Pumpkinstew · 02-09-2008, 19:23

The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.

The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.

Almost there......almoooosstt theeeeere.

Did anyone ever get the 'Lines from Star Wars that are really funny with the word pants in them' e-mail?

EDIT: That was a much easier google than I expected:

1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was
in the presence of my old master.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 We've got to be able to get some reading on those
pants, up or down.
4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send
a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it
personally Commander.
5 These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've
got it where it counts.
6 I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.
I suggest we use it.
8 Han will have those pants down. We've got to give
him more time!
9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10 I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11 TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12 Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13 Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants
when I was brought onboard.
14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15 Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17 That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18 Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants
more heavily guarded than this.
19 Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
Especially for your sister!
21 Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22 Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken
control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before
more troops arrive.
24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

Pumpkinstew · 02-09-2008, 19:28

and if that tickled you there are 278 here

http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906

02-09-2008, 19:23	#12
Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes. Almost there......almoooosstt theeeeere. Did anyone ever get the 'Lines from Star Wars that are really funny with the word pants in them' e-mail? EDIT: That was a much easier google than I expected: 1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. 2 You are unwise to lower your pants. 3 We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down. 4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander. 5 These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts. 6 I find your lack of pants disturbing. 7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it. 8 Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time! 9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault. 10 I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home. 11 TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? 12 Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. 13 Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought onboard. 14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark. 15 Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off. 16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants. 17 That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational! 18 Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. 19 Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness. 20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister! 21 Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser. 22 Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie. 23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive. 24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. 25 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought. __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty. Last edited by Pumpkinstew; 02-09-2008 at 19:25.

02-09-2008, 19:28	#13
Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	and if that tickled you there are 278 here http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906 __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.

02-09-2008, 00:26	#11
Lana Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 242	oh my word I need to email that to my brother in law.