Protection of the cruelest kind

leowyatt · 24-09-2008, 19:55

Nothing should ever come between and man and jubblies!

Tak · 24-09-2008, 19:58

Dee · 24-09-2008, 20:01

What the hell were you looking for?

Lomster · 24-09-2008, 21:34

Hey I need to train my cat kingsley to protect my norks as Faysh won't leave them alone

_dogma_ · 24-09-2008, 21:35

Brilliant!

Del Lardo · 24-09-2008, 22:11

Any cat that got between me and Mrs Del Lardo norks would quickly find itself living outside!

vix · 24-09-2008, 22:24

Goggles has just been trying to reveal my norks to Phil. Think he's been having words

Fayshun · 24-09-2008, 22:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lomster

Hey I need to train my cat kingsley to protect my norks as Faysh won't leave them alone

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Lardo

Any cat that got between me and Mrs Del Lardo norks would quickly find itself living outside!

Justsomebloke · 24-09-2008, 22:56

Can we cut to the chase now & discuss whether that is an Exceptionally well fitted bra for some exceptional tittys or are they fake tats, (Tats = Not nice tittys, Tittys are Lovely but Tats are Not)

Either way I'd wander out to the kitchen & do the old tappety tap on a tin of Pilchards & then Ram my head as far down that top as I could

MMmmmmmmmmmm Norks

Feek · 24-09-2008, 23:02

That cat would get the end of it's conk flicked to teach it who's in charge.

24-09-2008, 19:55	#1
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	Protection of the cruelest kind Nothing should ever come between and man and jubblies! __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

24-09-2008, 19:58	#2
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	__________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

24-09-2008, 21:34	#4
Lomster Custom Title Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fay-Lom mansion Posts: 2,787	Hey I need to train my cat kingsley to protect my norks as Faysh won't leave them alone __________________

24-09-2008, 21:35	#5
_dogma_ Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Kirkcaldy, Fife. Posts: 278	Brilliant! __________________

24-09-2008, 22:24	#7
vix Penelope Pitstop Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,426	Goggles has just been trying to reveal my norks to Phil. Think he's been having words __________________

24-09-2008, 20:01	#3
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	What the hell were you looking for?

24-09-2008, 22:11	#6
Del Lardo Absinthe Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cambridge Posts: 2,539	Any cat that got between me and Mrs Del Lardo norks would quickly find itself living outside!

24-09-2008, 22:56	#9
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Can we cut to the chase now & discuss whether that is an Exceptionally well fitted bra for some exceptional tittys or are they fake tats, (Tats = Not nice tittys, Tittys are Lovely but Tats are Not) Either way I'd wander out to the kitchen & do the old tappety tap on a tin of Pilchards & then Ram my head as far down that top as I could MMmmmmmmmmmm Norks __________________

24-09-2008, 23:02	#10
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	That cat would get the end of it's conk flicked to teach it who's in charge. __________________