Oh...bum - Page 2

Garp · 02-10-2008, 12:24

Swap with Law!

Desmo · 02-10-2008, 12:25

Fix it. If you watch enough TV there's bound to be some DIY proggy come on that will show you how.

penski · 02-10-2008, 12:32

Hmm...I'm sure that gap shouldn't be there...

Upend the sofa to be greeted by...

Ouch. Grab a knife and have a look inside.

Sprrrrrronk!

What's that little bit there..?

Brimey!

*n

Muban · 02-10-2008, 12:35

Law is a super waif like girlie... therfore she needs less springs than your big manly self. Definitely to the gentlemanly thing and swap sides so she can see the tv better

divine · 02-10-2008, 12:37

hahahahaha you actually snapped the spring, good work.

Just stretch what's left a bit further and all will be well

penski · 02-10-2008, 12:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by divine

hahahahaha you actually snapped the spring, good work.

To be fair, my method of 'sitting down' is to point my ass at my side of the sofa and fall backwards.

Quote:

Just stretch what's left a bit further and all will be well

need to cut a bit off the sprinng first...Then I can do the manlymuscleything.

*n

penski · 02-10-2008, 12:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muban

Law is a super waif like girlie... therfore she needs less springs than your big manly self. Definitely to the gentlemanly thing and swap sides so she can see the tv better

The 'You're a third my size so need a third less space' argument doesn't work in bed so I doubt it'd work here...For such a bijou and compact lady, she manages to confine me to about a quarter of the matress...

*n

bledd. · 02-10-2008, 12:49

find any money in there?

penski · 02-10-2008, 12:53

Forgot to check...Will do so after work.

Speaking of which, I start at 2...And it's a half hour walk. Should get ready, really...

*n

Mark · 02-10-2008, 13:11

Know anyone who has got some Lino or similarly strong material? If you can secure it to bridge the gap it'll stop that sinking feeling for a while, though you'll be putting more load on the remaining springs so it won't last forever.

I've killed a bed and a chair thanks to being abusive with the springs.

View Poll Results: Dead sofa...
Ignore it like a hairy mole	2	6.67%
Try and fix it DIY-style like an ingrown toenail	11	36.67%
"Law...If you sit on this side, you can see the telly better..."	17	56.67%
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

02-10-2008, 12:24	#11
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Swap with Law! __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

02-10-2008, 12:25	#12
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	Fix it. If you watch enough TV there's bound to be some DIY proggy come on that will show you how. __________________

02-10-2008, 12:32	#13
penski Columbian Coffee Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 73	Hmm...I'm sure that gap shouldn't be there... Upend the sofa to be greeted by... Ouch. Grab a knife and have a look inside. Sprrrrrronk! What's that little bit there..? Brimey! *n __________________ Every night I shut my eyes, so I don't have to see the light, shining so bright...I'll dream about a cloudy sky, a cloudy sky. And every night I shut my eyes, but now I've got them open wide. You've fallen into my hands, and now you're burning me. You're burning me.

02-10-2008, 12:37	#15
divine Moonshine Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Southampton Posts: 3,201	hahahahaha you actually snapped the spring, good work. Just stretch what's left a bit further and all will be well __________________

02-10-2008, 12:35	#14
Muban Shoes, Boobs & Corsets Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The fastest town in Scotland Posts: 1,882	Law is a super waif like girlie... therfore she needs less springs than your big manly self. Definitely to the gentlemanly thing and swap sides so she can see the tv better

02-10-2008, 12:49	#18
bledd. Nice weak cup of Earl Grey Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Cardiff / St Davids Posts: 17	find any money in there?

02-10-2008, 12:53	#19
penski Columbian Coffee Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 73	Forgot to check...Will do so after work. Speaking of which, I start at 2...And it's a half hour walk. Should get ready, really... *n __________________ Every night I shut my eyes, so I don't have to see the light, shining so bright...I'll dream about a cloudy sky, a cloudy sky. And every night I shut my eyes, but now I've got them open wide. You've fallen into my hands, and now you're burning me. You're burning me.

02-10-2008, 13:11	#20
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Know anyone who has got some Lino or similarly strong material? If you can secure it to bridge the gap it'll stop that sinking feeling for a while, though you'll be putting more load on the remaining springs so it won't last forever. I've killed a bed and a chair thanks to being abusive with the springs.