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Old 04-10-2008, 20:07   #31
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I'd do it, but it would have to be an awful lot of money, enough that I could spend the interest willy-nilly without care in the world.

Money cannot buy you love though, and I think if I found the "one" then I'd probably have a different outlook / feel a bit worse.

I have no shame in letting it be known that for the amount of money described above, there is almost nothing that I wouldn't do in the right circumstances.
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Old 04-10-2008, 20:15   #32
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If I was dating someone I would discuss it with them and for the sake of a 1 time thing that would allow me to change my life (and lives of people I love), I'd do it. And I would do it for as much as they'd give me! Let them give me a figure and we'll go from there
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Old 05-10-2008, 00:42   #33
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I can do you £40 and a packet of pringles?
I tell you what. For you I'll do it for nothing! But I promise not to enjoy it
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Old 05-10-2008, 07:55   #34
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I'd get my partners consent first. I don't know if she's pragmatic enough to agree though.

As for the cost - depends on the proposition I suppose. How do gigolo prices go? Do you charge by the hour? By the 'service'? By the inch? Is VAT at standard rate?

I hope it's by the inch.

I'm 6foot tall.

One caveat - I'm not wearing a B@!h jersey for all the tea in China.
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Old 05-10-2008, 11:37   #35
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Wouldn't do it with or without partners consent. Money just doesn't mean that much to me. I never get anything on credit (besides the mortgage) as working for it means I appreciate what I have more.

Doubt anyone believes me but don't care to be honest! I yam what I yam!
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Old 05-10-2008, 12:38   #36
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Seeing as I have the emotional capacity of a wet haddock at the moment I'd do it with a smile and enjoy it for half the price Sign here please....
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Old 05-10-2008, 12:57   #37
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Seeing as I have the emotional capacity of a wet haddock at the moment I'd do it with a smile and enjoy it for half the price Sign here please....
Do you take DHSS milk tokens?
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Old 05-10-2008, 12:59   #38
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But loaded questions.....
Poor choice of word IMHO, as the question wasn't loaded it was merely a hypothetical question which nobody had to answer anyway.
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Old 05-10-2008, 13:10   #39
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You can have my pringles to bargain with if you like as Will doesn't want 'em
Pringles.....proof itself that Satan is very real and walking among us.
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I never figured him to have that little moustache though.
He's gone all metrosexual.
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