** Speaking from experience!!! ** - Page 2

Creature · 10-10-2008, 15:49

Never:

1) Admit that you can get a hairclip in your hair, as you will inevitably asked to prove it.
2) Kick a football that is sat on metal carpet seperators, unless you wish to miss the bottom of your big toe.
3) Say you can do the moonwalk, then fall over whilst doing it.
4) Moan about foreigners....to a foreigner, particularly a Spanish one.
5) Decide to wear a short sleaved t-shirt and jeans due a torrential rain storm.

Matblack · 10-10-2008, 15:53

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Originally Posted by Admiral Huddy

yew!! haha please expand!!

I did, I don't recomend it, see number my number 4

MB

Dee · 10-10-2008, 15:58

Never:

1. Have a guy friend over for dinner when the other half is away working, because when he comes home early, he will only assume one thing

2. Tell schoolfriends embarrassing stories, because 10 years later at the reunion, they *will* remember

3. Fool around with anyone you work with at a Christmas party

4. Let your other half loose when he is hell bent on buying speakers

5. Go into the Gents in a nightclub. It can only lead to one of two things, neither of which you wanna remember the next day

Pebs · 10-10-2008, 16:07

Never -

1 - Think your children will be able to resist pulling the red emergency chord in a disabled loo while you've got your knickers round your ankles.

2 - NEVER (I cant emphasise this enough!) do a home bikini wax with anything other than bikini strips. You WILL fall in the bath from shock.

3 - When trying to impress someone at work while there is a camera man in the back of the car, do not sit on his pot of melon. And not realise until he asks for it.

4 - Know that at Splash Landings at Alton Towers, when a kid empties half a tonne of water over you from a great height, it will knock your swimming costume straps down. It's best to remember this before you spin around and try to look outraged.

5 - Do not get caught on CCTV trying to get the knickers out of your arse immediately before a fight occurs.

6 (yeah yeah, bite me!) Never say never

loki · 10-10-2008, 16:09

Never

1. Leave your wallet in the womens toilets on the motorway service station.

2. Drink a bottle of JD by the pool only to fall asleep till 4.00 in the afternoon in the Ibiza Sun.

3. Get thrown out of your hotel two days before coming home from same Ibiza holiday with no money.

4. Turn off your PC without clearing out Internet Browsing History

5. Kneel down on a pint pot twice

vix · 10-10-2008, 16:17

Never:

1) Look at your watch whilst holding an open can of drink in the same hand.
2) Forget about a doorstep.
3) Give a rear engined RWD car with no clutch some beans in the snow.
4) Go out with a guy 5 years younger than you. Or at least an 18 year old when you are 23)
5) Get so drunk you are sick in bed.

Belmit · 10-10-2008, 16:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Creature

3) Say you can do the moonwalk, then fall over whilst doing it.

This reminds me of one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Mr. Von Smallhausen moonwalking really badly across the stage at Chicago's in Braintree, while a Michael Jackson video was projected into the screen behind him.

The video was a charity single with images of starving kiddies in Africa.

Admiral Huddy · 10-10-2008, 16:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pebs

Never -

5 - Do not get caught on CCTV trying to get the knickers out of your arse immediately before a fight occurs.

I'm confussed by this so you will have to tell us this story..

The way I read this is that you had your knickers down you ankles whilst trying to film it on CCTV but you were caught when you pulled the red emergency cord and the kids ran away. You were caught by a camaera man holding a big melon... and you said "NOWAY IS THAT GOING NEAR ME". So you had to fight him off.. and this all happened at Splash landings...

leowyatt · 10-10-2008, 16:32

I think she means her knickers were stuck up her arse so she had to pull them out before she waded into the fight

I'm sure they weren't around her ankles

then again this is Pebs

Kell_ee001 · 10-10-2008, 16:33

Never...

1) Do something you're uncomfortable with just because you really like a guy
2) Forget who stood by you when no-one else did
3) Just complain if something really gets you down - if it upsets you that much do something about it!
4) Date a married man
5) Forget that just because people do bad things sometimes, that it doesn't automatically make them a bad person, just one that made mistakes.

10-10-2008, 15:49	#11
Creature Crispy Coated Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 2,087	Never: 1) Admit that you can get a hairclip in your hair, as you will inevitably asked to prove it. 2) Kick a football that is sat on metal carpet seperators, unless you wish to miss the bottom of your big toe. 3) Say you can do the moonwalk, then fall over whilst doing it. 4) Moan about foreigners....to a foreigner, particularly a Spanish one. 5) Decide to wear a short sleaved t-shirt and jeans due a torrential rain storm. __________________

10-10-2008, 16:07	#14
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	Never - 1 - Think your children will be able to resist pulling the red emergency chord in a disabled loo while you've got your knickers round your ankles. 2 - NEVER (I cant emphasise this enough!) do a home bikini wax with anything other than bikini strips. You WILL fall in the bath from shock. 3 - When trying to impress someone at work while there is a camera man in the back of the car, do not sit on his pot of melon. And not realise until he asks for it. 4 - Know that at Splash Landings at Alton Towers, when a kid empties half a tonne of water over you from a great height, it will knock your swimming costume straps down. It's best to remember this before you spin around and try to look outraged. 5 - Do not get caught on CCTV trying to get the knickers out of your arse immediately before a fight occurs. 6 (yeah yeah, bite me!) Never say never __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

10-10-2008, 16:09	#15
loki Vodka Martini Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 871	Never 1. Leave your wallet in the womens toilets on the motorway service station. 2. Drink a bottle of JD by the pool only to fall asleep till 4.00 in the afternoon in the Ibiza Sun. 3. Get thrown out of your hotel two days before coming home from same Ibiza holiday with no money. 4. Turn off your PC without clearing out Internet Browsing History 5. Kneel down on a pint pot twice __________________ PC & Console LAN 9th-11th July

10-10-2008, 16:17	#16
vix Penelope Pitstop Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,426	Never: 1) Look at your watch whilst holding an open can of drink in the same hand. 2) Forget about a doorstep. 3) Give a rear engined RWD car with no clutch some beans in the snow. 4) Go out with a guy 5 years younger than you. Or at least an 18 year old when you are 23) 5) Get so drunk you are sick in bed. __________________ Last edited by vix; 10-10-2008 at 16:30.

10-10-2008, 16:32	#19
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	I think she means her knickers were stuck up her arse so she had to pull them out before she waded into the fight I'm sure they weren't around her ankles then again this is Pebs __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

10-10-2008, 15:58	#13
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	Never: 1. Have a guy friend over for dinner when the other half is away working, because when he comes home early, he will only assume one thing 2. Tell schoolfriends embarrassing stories, because 10 years later at the reunion, they will remember 3. Fool around with anyone you work with at a Christmas party 4. Let your other half loose when he is hell bent on buying speakers 5. Go into the Gents in a nightclub. It can only lead to one of two things, neither of which you wanna remember the next day

10-10-2008, 16:33	#20
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	Never... 1) Do something you're uncomfortable with just because you really like a guy 2) Forget who stood by you when no-one else did 3) Just complain if something really gets you down - if it upsets you that much do something about it! 4) Date a married man 5) Forget that just because people do bad things sometimes, that it doesn't automatically make them a bad person, just one that made mistakes. __________________