bash.org (NSFW and fairly offensive...mostly) - Page 8

leowyatt · 13-10-2008, 14:36

<Snakeman^Engineer> Do I sense some hatred towards Windows Vista originating from your direction?
<Chrysalid^Revenge> Oh no, not at all
* Chrysalid^Revenge stands up in a medieval recitation pose
<Chrysalid^Revenge> "OS X for the Mac users, pretentious in their coffeeshops
<Chrysalid^Revenge> Gentoo for the nerd-lords in their mother's basement
<Chrysalid^Revenge> XP for the everyday user, bound to muck around with bloody settings and registry values they should damn well leave alone
<Chrysalid^Revenge> Then Vista from the Dark Lord behind his desk
<Chrysalid^Revenge> In the Microsoft office, where crappy programming is performed
<Chrysalid^Revenge> One OS to eat your RAM, One OS to spy on your digital media
<Chrysalid^Revenge> One OS to screw them all, and in frustration bind them
<Chrysalid^Revenge> In the Microsoft office, where crappy programming is performed"
<Sectoid^Authopsy> Whoa!

#41567 +(83)- [X]
<KonamiKid> kris, i'm gonna email you pictures of my wang
<zat> hah
<KonamiKid> it will have little eyes and a moustache drawn on it
<KonamiKid> but no stick on eyes/mustache...
<Kris> gee, thanks KK
<KonamiKid> i made that mistake once before...
<KonamiKid> i had to soak my cock in a glass of alcohol to get the sticker to come off

#514738 +(831)- [X]
< fook_> we had radiation alert drills in my HS, those were my favorite
< mofino> I thought you'd just enjoy it by now.
< sili> fook_: how do you hide from radiation? lead suit?
< mofino> fook, haha
< tag_> I'm not in highschool
< fook_> because its important to exit the school in an orderly fashion if the nuclea powerplant were to melt down
< tag_> which was even better
< tag_> fook_: Hahah
< fook_> sili: yeah, theres no way.
< fook_> our school was 15miles from the plant
< mofino> "But teacher my skin is melting..."
< mofino> "STAY IN LINE RICHARD!"

13-10-2008, 14:36	#71
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	<Snakeman^Engineer> Do I sense some hatred towards Windows Vista originating from your direction? <Chrysalid^Revenge> Oh no, not at all * Chrysalid^Revenge stands up in a medieval recitation pose <Chrysalid^Revenge> "OS X for the Mac users, pretentious in their coffeeshops <Chrysalid^Revenge> Gentoo for the nerd-lords in their mother's basement <Chrysalid^Revenge> XP for the everyday user, bound to muck around with bloody settings and registry values they should damn well leave alone <Chrysalid^Revenge> Then Vista from the Dark Lord behind his desk <Chrysalid^Revenge> In the Microsoft office, where crappy programming is performed <Chrysalid^Revenge> One OS to eat your RAM, One OS to spy on your digital media <Chrysalid^Revenge> One OS to screw them all, and in frustration bind them <Chrysalid^Revenge> In the Microsoft office, where crappy programming is performed" <Sectoid^Authopsy> Whoa! #41567 +(83)- [X] <KonamiKid> kris, i'm gonna email you pictures of my wang <zat> hah <KonamiKid> it will have little eyes and a moustache drawn on it <KonamiKid> but no stick on eyes/mustache... <Kris> gee, thanks KK <KonamiKid> i made that mistake once before... <KonamiKid> i had to soak my cock in a glass of alcohol to get the sticker to come off #514738 +(831)- [X] < fook_> we had radiation alert drills in my HS, those were my favorite < mofino> I thought you'd just enjoy it by now. < sili> fook_: how do you hide from radiation? lead suit? < mofino> fook, haha < tag_> I'm not in highschool < fook_> because its important to exit the school in an orderly fashion if the nuclea powerplant were to melt down < tag_> which was even better < tag_> fook_: Hahah < fook_> sili: yeah, theres no way. < fook_> our school was 15miles from the plant < mofino> "But teacher my skin is melting..." < mofino> "STAY IN LINE RICHARD!" __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"