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Desmo · 21-10-2008, 09:47

I'm thinking of starting a circus double act with Huddy

Admiral Huddy · 21-10-2008, 09:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmo

I'm thinking of starting a circus double act with Huddy

We need a name then

I dropped my D-Lock on my already crushed toe .. I think I've broken it

Dymetrie · 21-10-2008, 09:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmo

I'm thinking of starting a circus double act with Huddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admiral Huddy

We need a name then

I dropped my D-Lock on my already crushed toe .. I think I've broken it

The Windy Millers?

Blustering Buffoons?

Fartypants and the Klutz?

The Chuckle Brothers?

leowyatt · 21-10-2008, 10:01

dangerous and deadly?

Roberta · 21-10-2008, 10:16

Gonundroppedit and Itsborkednow.

Pebs · 21-10-2008, 21:57

On a shift night out, don't tell your boss '**ck you you egotistical tw*t'.
I predict a future of tray checks and scene pres!!!

Pumpkinstew · 22-10-2008, 10:10

In my experience it is advisable never to:

1. Get distracted by football scores in the company of a woman

2. Pick a fight with a drunken sheep shearer on their first night off station. They have drunken friends close by and hold a grudge.

3. Kiss a friend, her best friend and your girlfriend on the same eveing. In full view of one another.

4. Call someone a 'stupid, cheating *****' when you are trapped at the bottom of a ruck and have only one arm free.

5. Accidentally use your employers nick name to his face. Sorry, Penfold.

Gnat · 22-10-2008, 12:20

stubbornness is a rubbish idea.
It is even worse when being stubborn with someone who is equally as stubborn.

Stan_Lite · 22-10-2008, 12:24

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Originally Posted by Pebs

On a shift night out, don't tell your boss '**ck you you egotistical tw*t'.
I predict a future of tray checks and scene pres!!!

Or, on a works Christmas night out, enquire as to the whereabouts of your boss by saying "Where is the big, useless c**t anyway?", without looking behind you first

MarcLister · 22-10-2008, 22:27

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Originally Posted by Bigstan

Or, on a works Christmas night out, enquire as to the whereabouts of your boss by saying "Where is the big, useless c**t anyway?", without looking behind you first

The important thing is, did you find him in the end?

21-10-2008, 09:47	#101
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21-10-2008, 21:57	#106
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22-10-2008, 10:10	#107
Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	In my experience it is advisable never to: 1. Get distracted by football scores in the company of a woman 2. Pick a fight with a drunken sheep shearer on their first night off station. They have drunken friends close by and hold a grudge. 3. Kiss a friend, her best friend and your girlfriend on the same eveing. In full view of one another. 4. Call someone a 'stupid, cheating ***' when you are trapped at the bottom of a ruck and have only one arm free. 5. Accidentally use your employers nick name to his face. Sorry, Penfold. __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.**

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Gnat BZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Manchester Posts: 500	stubbornness is a rubbish idea. It is even worse when being stubborn with someone who is equally as stubborn. __________________ words are more treacherous and powerful than we think

21-10-2008, 10:16	#105
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	Gonundroppedit and Itsborkednow.