I never thought the day would come... - Page 7

Pheebs · 22-10-2008, 08:23

lol! Doh! I missed the F

Fankoo for the luck!

Called the hospital and there's nada I can do other than waddle to the pharmacy and purchase some laxatives.

It's going to be "incredibly painful"

This sucks!!

Metalface Mark · 22-10-2008, 08:40

Get some imodium and put off the pain as long as you can! Couple of imodium and you will dry up quicker than a soldier doing a patrol in Hellmand province.

Pumpkinstew · 22-10-2008, 09:36

In the abscence of any helpful advice beyond 'lot's of deep breaths' and 'avoid fibre' -

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=99CT3wQmiFU

Pheebs · 24-10-2008, 15:34

My Lunch:

45ml of Lactoluse
Half a tin of Prunes
Handful of Branflakes
Handful of Grapes

*sings* there maaaybee trouuubbllee ahheaaaaaad doobie doo... doobie doo doo doo!

I'm laughing now! God help me later!

Jen - thank you and your Ma and all your wonderful pets for my rubber ring

I shall put it to use at once!

Haly · 24-10-2008, 15:35

I looked at that rubber ring and thought 'hmm that looks familiar!'

Hope it helps

Feek · 24-10-2008, 15:39

grapes! I thought you'd have had enough of grapes for a lifetime

Pheebs · 24-10-2008, 15:45

In a matter of minutes I have learned I am a bloody fast runner and can scale my stairs in three and a stumble steps.

Seriously.

I could be entered into the olympics.

Knipples · 24-10-2008, 18:59

Pheebs.......please tell me you didnt eat the cistern block?
Surely things arent THAT bad!

Jingo · 24-10-2008, 19:45

After that lunch they'll be for her breath!

*runs*

Belmit · 24-10-2008, 19:56

Glad it went well. Hope your arse gets better soon.

22-10-2008, 08:23	#61
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	lol! Doh! I missed the F Fankoo for the luck! Called the hospital and there's nada I can do other than waddle to the pharmacy and purchase some laxatives. It's going to be "incredibly painful" This sucks!! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

22-10-2008, 08:40	#62
Metalface Mark Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 240	Get some imodium and put off the pain as long as you can! Couple of imodium and you will dry up quicker than a soldier doing a patrol in Hellmand province. __________________

22-10-2008, 09:36	#63
Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	In the abscence of any helpful advice beyond 'lot's of deep breaths' and 'avoid fibre' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=99CT3wQmiFU __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.

24-10-2008, 15:34	#64
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	My Lunch: 45ml of Lactoluse Half a tin of Prunes Handful of Branflakes Handful of Grapes sings there maaaybee trouuubbllee ahheaaaaaad doobie doo... doobie doo doo doo! I'm laughing now! God help me later! Jen - thank you and your Ma and all your wonderful pets for my rubber ring I shall put it to use at once! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

24-10-2008, 15:35	#65
Haly Do you want to hide in my box? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14,941	I looked at that rubber ring and thought 'hmm that looks familiar!' Hope it helps __________________ Halycopter

24-10-2008, 15:39	#66
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	grapes! I thought you'd have had enough of grapes for a lifetime __________________

24-10-2008, 15:45	#67
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	In a matter of minutes I have learned I am a bloody fast runner and can scale my stairs in three and a stumble steps. Seriously. I could be entered into the olympics. __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

24-10-2008, 18:59	#68
Knipples nipples lol (o)(o) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brissle!!! Posts: 4,947	Pheebs.......please tell me you didnt eat the cistern block? Surely things arent THAT bad!

24-10-2008, 19:45	#69
Jingo Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Somerset Posts: 1,854	After that lunch they'll be for her breath! runs __________________

24-10-2008, 19:56	#70
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Glad it went well. Hope your arse gets better soon. __________________