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Mark · 07-01-2009, 11:00

Isn't it a bit early for you to be on the sauce?

Admiral Huddy · 07-01-2009, 11:58

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Originally Posted by Mark

Isn't it a bit early for you to be on the sauce?

Never too early to be on the sauce!

Von Smallhausen · 08-01-2009, 20:55

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Originally Posted by Admiral Huddy

***** Breaking News **** Stephen Hawkins was sent to hospital late last night with broken bones, cuts and bruises. It was reported that he had been on a date.

Apparently, she stood him up.

That is discriminatory humour against people with Motor Neurone disease and I'm telling.

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iCraig · 08-01-2009, 21:47

I would pay him £1000, to say, "My cock is expanding"

Admiral Huddy · 09-01-2009, 17:31

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Originally Posted by Von Smallhausen

That is discriminatory humour against people with Motor Neurone disease and I'm telling.

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Admiral Huddy · 04-02-2009, 17:28

Life before computers..

Memory was something you lost with age..
An application was for employment.
A programme was a show on TV.
A cursor was someone who swore a lot.
A Keybaord was a Piano.
The web was a spiders' home
A virus was the flu.
A hard drive was a trip down the road.
A mouse pad was were a mouse lived
and if you had a 3" floppy you just kept quiet about it and hoped nobody found out.

bam · 04-02-2009, 18:00

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Originally Posted by Admiral Huddy

Life before computers..

A programme was a show on TV.

Still is, program is the proper words for computer, umm, programs </pedant>

Knipples · 04-02-2009, 20:51

Why dont Scousers like blow jobs?

Cos Scousers dont like any kind of job!

*Hides*

Mark · 04-02-2009, 21:14

I hope you've got the obituary ready

Admiral Huddy · 04-02-2009, 22:48

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Originally Posted by bam

Still is, program is the proper words for computer, umm, programs </pedant>

There's always one

08-01-2009, 21:47	#14
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	I would pay him £1000, to say, "My cock is expanding" __________________

04-02-2009, 17:28	#16
Admiral Huddy HOMO-Sapien Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chelmsford Posts: 6,692	Life before computers.. Memory was something you lost with age.. An application was for employment. A programme was a show on TV. A cursor was someone who swore a lot. A Keybaord was a Piano. The web was a spiders' home A virus was the flu. A hard drive was a trip down the road. A mouse pad was were a mouse lived and if you had a 3" floppy you just kept quiet about it and hoped nobody found out. __________________ I just got lost in thought.. It was very unfamiliar territory. Techie Talk \| My gaming Blog \| PC spec \| The Admirals log

07-01-2009, 11:00	#11
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Isn't it a bit early for you to be on the sauce?

04-02-2009, 20:51	#18
Knipples nipples lol (o)(o) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brissle!!! Posts: 4,947	Why dont Scousers like blow jobs? Cos Scousers dont like any kind of job! Hides

04-02-2009, 21:14	#19
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	I hope you've got the obituary ready