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Old 14-01-2009, 00:56   #1
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Default Breaking News. 5,000 Israeli Troops Enter Jordan.

5,000 Israeli troops have entered Jordan.

Reports indicate she is tired and has a sore foof but she will soldier on.
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There are unconfirmed reports that she performed the Gaza Strip.
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Haha! Both excellent jokes!!!
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Old 14-01-2009, 08:15   #4
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I was about to blow my top until I realised it was just about a vaccuous cavern.
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Old 14-01-2009, 10:07   #5
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My browser hung!

I've edited the second post to save face.
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Old 14-01-2009, 11:34   #6
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I was about to blow my top until I realised it was just about a vaccuous cavern.
That's a bit harsh on Jordan, Will.

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