Communist Weather

Garp · 14-01-2009, 08:45

A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.

"I think it's raining," he says to his wife.

"No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.

Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.

"Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

"It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.

But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."

To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

leowyatt · 14-01-2009, 09:50

Looks like Garp has taken Pebs' crown

Dymetrie · 14-01-2009, 09:52

That does it!

I'm getting on a plane to Hawaii and giving you a slap young man!

Mark · 14-01-2009, 10:06

Can I join you on that plane?

Jokes like that should have expired 8 days ago.

Pheebs · 14-01-2009, 10:18

Hahaha, I laughed out loud and snorted!

Hehehehe!

*claps*

More, more! Ignore these moan bottoms!

Mark · 14-01-2009, 10:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pheebs

moan bottoms!

I'm not sure I like the thought of that.

Will · 14-01-2009, 10:26

Dymetrie · 14-01-2009, 10:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

n00b

Will · 14-01-2009, 10:28

Yes. Yes I am.

Dymetrie · 14-01-2009, 10:29

ADMIN ABUSE!

Plane shall make a pit stop south of the river

14-01-2009, 08:45	#1
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Communist Weather A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he says to his wife. "No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies. Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them. "Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing." "It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on. But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow." To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

14-01-2009, 09:50	#2
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	Looks like Garp has taken Pebs' crown __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

14-01-2009, 09:52	#3
Dymetrie A large glass of Merlot Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber Posts: 5,819	That does it! I'm getting on a plane to Hawaii and giving you a slap young man! __________________ Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....

14-01-2009, 10:18	#5
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Hahaha, I laughed out loud and snorted! Hehehehe! claps More, more! Ignore these moan bottoms! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

14-01-2009, 10:26	#7
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	__________________ *No No!*

14-01-2009, 10:06	#4
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Can I join you on that plane? Jokes like that should have expired 8 days ago.

14-01-2009, 10:28	#9
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	Yes. Yes I am. __________________ *No No!*

14-01-2009, 10:29	#10
Dymetrie A large glass of Merlot Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber Posts: 5,819	ADMIN ABUSE! Plane shall make a pit stop south of the river __________________ Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....