The Blonde and the Alligator

Garp · 27-01-2009, 01:19

A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.

After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."

Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."

Blighter · 27-01-2009, 01:36

Hahaha

Stan_Lite · 27-01-2009, 09:09

I physically lolled at that and had to read it out to the mud engineer when he asked me what I was laughing at - he laughed and then groaned

lostkat · 27-01-2009, 09:33

I am a blonde and I am OFFENDED at this joke. I'd never dream of wearing alligator shoes. Urgh!!

Stan_Lite · 27-01-2009, 10:15

For some reason I can't stop thinking about Monty Burns' monkey waistcoat now

Belmit · 27-01-2009, 10:38

My slippers are albino African endangered rhino!

Pebs · 27-01-2009, 12:57

LOL!

Chuckles · 27-01-2009, 13:45

7/10

TinkerBell · 27-01-2009, 14:43

LOL

Steeps · 27-01-2009, 19:07

Where do alligator shoes come from then?

27-01-2009, 01:19	#1
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	The Blonde and the Alligator A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price." Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either." __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

27-01-2009, 01:36	#2
Blighter Dubious Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Northampton Posts: 1,571	Hahaha __________________ Look at your signature, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped writing about other things and made this your signature, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on Boat Drinks, reading the signature your signature could be like. I'm on a computer. My Blog \| More Outdoors \| MSN \| Email \| Call Me

27-01-2009, 09:09	#3
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	I physically lolled at that and had to read it out to the mud engineer when he asked me what I was laughing at - he laughed and then groaned __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

27-01-2009, 09:33	#4
lostkat Good Cat Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,550	I am a blonde and I am OFFENDED at this joke. I'd never dream of wearing alligator shoes. Urgh!! __________________ Oooooh Cecil, what have you done?

27-01-2009, 10:15	#5
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	For some reason I can't stop thinking about Monty Burns' monkey waistcoat now __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

27-01-2009, 10:38	#6
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	My slippers are albino African endangered rhino! __________________

27-01-2009, 12:57	#7
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	LOL! __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

27-01-2009, 13:45	#8
Chuckles '09 sexual conquests: 4.5 Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,075	7/10 __________________

27-01-2009, 14:43	#9
TinkerBell Dirty Spammer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In the middle! Posts: 2,454	LOL __________________

27-01-2009, 19:07	#10
Steeps Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bedfordshire Posts: 143	Where do alligator shoes come from then? __________________