Weirdest compliments - Page 2

Pebs · 02-02-2009, 21:36

'You still look knackered but not as knackered as last time I saw you', today at work. Yeah, thanks for that

Roberta · 02-02-2009, 21:42

From the bloke after I'd got ready to go out to a party:

'You look like a Spanish prostitute. But that's ok, cos I like Spanish prostitutes!'

Still makes me laugh now.

Pebs · 04-02-2009, 22:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roberta

'You look like a Spanish prostitute. But that's ok, cos I like Spanish prostitutes!'

The romantic fool!

iCraig · 04-02-2009, 22:44

"If you were a car, you'd be one of those nice ones. The one I saw last Sunday on Top Gear. The silver one. It was nice."

Thanks. :\

_dogma_ · 05-02-2009, 00:21

"Your boobs are looking nice today. Have you had a boobjob?"

Justsomebloke · 05-02-2009, 10:31

I don't know if it is weird to You lot but I get this said to me a Lot,

" There is Something about you though Malc isn't there"

I know what it means & what they mean when they say it but still I have to think about it when they say it

Another one is

"You should write a book"

S'pose they mean My life is interesting enough to write a book about it

Me I am like O Yer Lets write a book a tell the Whole World just exactly how much of a **** I have been in my life, Great idea a

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Pheebs · 05-02-2009, 11:23

When I was at school:

Rich Cowbag Bleach Blonde Hair Twit Face Beauty Queen: "Oh my God. When you actually look at her (referring to me), she's quite pretty.

Stupid Bleach Blonde Bint Number 2: "Yeh. Yeh you're kind of right."

Rich Cowbag Bleach Blonde Hair Twit Face Beauty Queen: "No I'm definitely right. Hey Pheebs. You know what. I think you have a good face for a model."

Stupid Bleach Blonde Bint Number 2: "Yeh. Yeh she does. Dunno about the rest of her though"

Rich Cowbag Bleach Blonde Hair Twit Face Beauty Queen: "I dunno. With a lot of work and a re-style I think she'd look gorgeous."

They caused me hell in school. It was the only nice thing they ever said to me. One of the girls had a boob job shortly after. I secretly hoped for years one of her boobs would pop and fall off.

Probably one of my most evil thoughts ever in the entire history of my life. Stupid moobag twit monkey.

Pumpkinstew · 05-02-2009, 13:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pheebs

Stupid moobag twit monkey.

Jingo · 05-02-2009, 15:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pheebs

I secretly hoped for years one of her boobs would pop and fall off.

Pheebs... has your creative streak turned to animation of recent?...

http://www.aniboom.com/shapeshifter/...xploding-boob/

divine · 05-02-2009, 17:40

"you look like sweet when you eat lol"

Just received that over MSN

02-02-2009, 21:36	#11
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	'You still look knackered but not as knackered as last time I saw you', today at work. Yeah, thanks for that __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

04-02-2009, 22:44	#14
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	"If you were a car, you'd be one of those nice ones. The one I saw last Sunday on Top Gear. The silver one. It was nice." Thanks. :\ __________________

05-02-2009, 00:21	#15
_dogma_ Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Kirkcaldy, Fife. Posts: 278	"Your boobs are looking nice today. Have you had a boobjob?" __________________

05-02-2009, 10:31	#16
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	I don't know if it is weird to You lot but I get this said to me a Lot, " There is Something about you though Malc isn't there" I know what it means & what they mean when they say it but still I have to think about it when they say it Another one is "You should write a book" S'pose they mean My life is interesting enough to write a book about it Me I am like O Yer Lets write a book a tell the Whole World just exactly how much of a **** I have been in my life, Great idea a + __________________

05-02-2009, 11:23	#17
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	When I was at school: Rich Cowbag Bleach Blonde Hair Twit Face Beauty Queen: "Oh my God. When you actually look at her (referring to me), she's quite pretty. Stupid Bleach Blonde Bint Number 2: "Yeh. Yeh you're kind of right." Rich Cowbag Bleach Blonde Hair Twit Face Beauty Queen: "No I'm definitely right. Hey Pheebs. You know what. I think you have a good face for a model." Stupid Bleach Blonde Bint Number 2: "Yeh. Yeh she does. Dunno about the rest of her though" Rich Cowbag Bleach Blonde Hair Twit Face Beauty Queen: "I dunno. With a lot of work and a re-style I think she'd look gorgeous." They caused me hell in school. It was the only nice thing they ever said to me. One of the girls had a boob job shortly after. I secretly hoped for years one of her boobs would pop and fall off. Probably one of my most evil thoughts ever in the entire history of my life. Stupid moobag twit monkey. __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

02-02-2009, 21:42	#12
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	From the bloke after I'd got ready to go out to a party: 'You look like a Spanish prostitute. But that's ok, cos I like Spanish prostitutes!' Still makes me laugh now.

05-02-2009, 17:40	#20
divine Moonshine Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Southampton Posts: 3,201	"you look like sweet when you eat lol" Just received that over MSN __________________