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Old 09-03-2009, 17:05   #11
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Scrap cameras, spend the money on hiring plain car bobbies to sit alongside accident hotspots, pulling over drivers who aren't driving to the conditions, swerving all over the place due to:

putting on make-up
stuffing their face
using a mobile
turning around to shout at their kids etc

All those things cause accidents. Accidents that aren't prevented due to any sort of camera, ever. Those sort of drivers risk lives, but rarely get caught, because the cameras see that they're doing under the limit and therefore must be safe. Meanwhile, a driver who isn't eating a 2ft baguette and steering with their knees, or giving 75% of their attention to applying lipstick, or in the middle of a map war with their wife, are safely plodding along, alert, undistracted at 34mph, and get snapped at fine.

It's backwards and it needs a re-think. Unfortunately, because it makes money, changing it for something else that won't turn a profit, isn't probably on the agenda.
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Old 09-03-2009, 17:42   #12
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The logical conclusion to this choice of direction is of course the return of the man walking in front of the car with a flag. That'd certainly take care of all the problems.

Or they could just do something about the plethora of drivers who don't give a damn about speed limits, or road conditions, or anything else.
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Old 09-03-2009, 19:09   #13
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Hmmm, I have a dodgy idea. On a cop show recently they said that Specs can't read non standard font number plates. Solution? Well get a plate made up with iffy italics and burn around like normal. Keep the back plate standard incase you are followed by a patrol car.

It might have changed but it used to be a £30 fine for a fancy plate.
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Old 09-03-2009, 19:29   #14
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Old 09-03-2009, 19:34   #15
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Old 09-03-2009, 19:45   #16
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Old 09-03-2009, 19:47   #17
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On a little tangent - I saw you yesterday with I'm guessing your cousin in the passenger seat. They had that fixed look of terror and I could see the white knuckles from my car
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Old 09-03-2009, 19:57   #19
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They're already bloody reducing the speed limits on country lanes around here right left and centre. This doesn't suprise me at all. Bloody ridiculous.

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Old 09-03-2009, 20:46   #20
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On a little tangent - I saw you yesterday with I'm guessing your cousin in the passenger seat. They had that fixed look of terror and I could see the white knuckles from my car
Icraig you aren't far off. Were you in the marked one coming the other way? Surprised you didn't see my grin as I slowwwwly got upto 60. Yes he was a little nervous of a 1988 car making progress

He did love it though and said he felt 17 (with a big adrenaline rush to boot)

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