Joke - possibly NSFW (slightly nawty)

Stan_Lite · 14-03-2009, 14:24

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'did you call for me?'

The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'

She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she led him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.

Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him.

'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man.

'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.

'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.

The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.

'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'

'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.

leowyatt · 14-03-2009, 14:26

I laughed

Knipples · 14-03-2009, 14:30

HA! Nice!

Girl says to her Dad, "Dad im pregnant"

Dad says "You dirty whore, whos the father"

Girl says "Come on Dad, when you eat a tin of beans you dont ask which one of the beans it was that made you fart!"

Colliwobbles · 14-03-2009, 14:45

Raised a smile Bigstan

Stan_Lite · 14-03-2009, 15:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knipples

HA! Nice!

Girl says to her Dad, "Dad im pregnant"

Dad says "You dirty whore, whos the father"

Girl says "Come on Dad, when you eat a tin of beans you dont ask which one of the beans it was that made you fart!"

Girl says to her father,
"Dad, how old were you when you first had sex?"
Father says,
"I was 21, why?"
Girl says,
"HaHa, beat you - 14."

Kell_ee001 · 14-03-2009, 16:09

14-03-2009, 14:24	#1
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Joke - possibly NSFW (slightly nawty) A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'did you call for me?' The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?' She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she led him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her. Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man. 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer. 'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer. The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked. 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.' 'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.' 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here. __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

14-03-2009, 14:26	#2
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	I laughed __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

14-03-2009, 16:09	#6
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	__________________

14-03-2009, 14:30	#3
Knipples nipples lol (o)(o) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brissle!!! Posts: 4,947	HA! Nice! Girl says to her Dad, "Dad im pregnant" Dad says "You dirty whore, whos the father" Girl says "Come on Dad, when you eat a tin of beans you dont ask which one of the beans it was that made you fart!"

14-03-2009, 14:45	#4
Colliwobbles Nice weak cup of Earl Grey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Caledonia Posts: 16	Raised a smile Bigstan