22-03-2009, 23:10 | #1 |
Rocket Fuel
Join Date: Jun 2006
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The Geography of women and men.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF MAN Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran , Ruled by Nuts.
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22-03-2009, 23:20 | #2 |
Custom Title
Join Date: Dec 2006
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well you haven't got any cash so I can't trade with you anymore, I best find someone else to trade with!
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23-03-2009, 00:00 | #3 |
Long Island Iced Tea
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heh like it
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