Cooking with Jonny69: CURRY!!! - Page 3

Wryel · 27-03-2009, 12:27

Holy thread resurection Batman!

I searched everywhere for a curry recipe yesterday, took one look at this and though 'no, I need a faster, easier recipe'. But now I've actually read this, the one I made is pretty much identical. I did a lot of fine chopping of the chilli and ginger, pressed the garlic and the spices were already ground. Yum-o-matic!

Jingo · 30-03-2009, 13:00

Here was the last homemade I knocked up

Didn't get a photo of the sundries, starters or dips but I'll knock up my own thread for the 'complete works' when I'm suitably prepared

It's a nice cross between a tikka masala and pasanda made entirely from scratch

Nearly Zero Fat & Salt content (bar a pinch in the naan mixture and the decorative single cream)

Best accompanied with the following music:

Popadum Preach - Madonna
Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
Bhaji Trousers - Madness
King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
Dansak Queen - Abba
Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue
Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley
Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard
Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim

Beansprout · 30-03-2009, 13:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeperousDust

Very nice Jonny, without a blender or pestle and mortor i can't quite have a go of this yet.

My pestle and mortor are two shot glasses - you'd be suprised how well this can work if you get good at it... and my blender is me with a knife - last time i did that i had chilli embedded within my hands for days rendering putting in and taking out contacts painfull...

My kitchen in my student pad up here is woefully short of just about everything, we don't even have a big stew pot yet cause my flat mates are too cheap to put money in on such "wasteful" things?! I was stuck with two pots in the oven the other day plastic handles double wrapped in foil hoping to christ they wouldn't melt

With that in mind i think you should recall what you used to make in your student days in an inadequate kitchen so i can replicate because i'm slowly running out of things to do or improvise...

I don't have a mortar/pestle and do ok now stop the excuses :d

Jingo · 30-03-2009, 13:06

Yeah LD you pansy!

I use two knifes, a wooden spoon, a chopping board and two pans and manage just fine!

Belmit · 30-03-2009, 13:28

That curry looks hugely pretentious.

I love it.

Edit: Almost forgot:

Satay Night - Whigfield
Oh My Gosht - Basement Jaxx
Cumin Feel The Noize - Slade

Jingo · 30-03-2009, 13:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belmit

That curry looks hugely pretentious.

I love it.

It tastes a hell of a lot better than it looks

I always feel curry dishes can look a bit 'uninspired' and as I was doing a romantic meal for my girlfriend I wanted it to look nice

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belmit

Oh My Gosht - Basement Jaxx

Hahahahah!

leowyatt · 30-03-2009, 13:50

Well stick up the recipe then

Haly · 30-03-2009, 13:52

Beautifully presented Jingo

I'm rubbish at presentation, too keen on eating it asap

I'll have to type up the curry I make which isn't as impressive as some (it uses shop bought curry paste

) but is very fast to make and delicious imo

Belmit · 30-03-2009, 13:57

Coriander The Boardwalk?

Should have quit while I was ahead.

Will · 30-03-2009, 14:29

Looks fantastic Jingo. Do you do corporate events?!

30-03-2009, 13:00	#22
Jingo Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Somerset Posts: 1,854	Here was the last homemade I knocked up Didn't get a photo of the sundries, starters or dips but I'll knock up my own thread for the 'complete works' when I'm suitably prepared It's a nice cross between a tikka masala and pasanda made entirely from scratch Nearly Zero Fat & Salt content (bar a pinch in the naan mixture and the decorative single cream) Best accompanied with the following music: Popadum Preach - Madonna Korma Chameleon - Culture Club Bhaji Trousers - Madness King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham Dansak Queen - Abba Tikka Chance On Me - Abba Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim __________________ Last edited by Jingo; 30-03-2009 at 13:02.

30-03-2009, 13:06	#24
Jingo Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Somerset Posts: 1,854	Yeah LD you pansy! I use two knifes, a wooden spoon, a chopping board and two pans and manage just fine! __________________ Last edited by Jingo; 30-03-2009 at 13:14. Reason: smug smilie is a must

30-03-2009, 13:28	#25
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	That curry looks hugely pretentious. I love it. Edit: Almost forgot: Satay Night - Whigfield Oh My Gosht - Basement Jaxx Cumin Feel The Noize - Slade __________________ Last edited by Belmit; 30-03-2009 at 13:34.

30-03-2009, 13:50	#27
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	Well stick up the recipe then __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

30-03-2009, 13:52	#28
Haly Do you want to hide in my box? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14,941	Beautifully presented Jingo I'm rubbish at presentation, too keen on eating it asap I'll have to type up the curry I make which isn't as impressive as some (it uses shop bought curry paste ) but is very fast to make and delicious imo __________________ Halycopter

27-03-2009, 12:27	#21
Wryel Absinthe Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,148	Holy thread resurection Batman! I searched everywhere for a curry recipe yesterday, took one look at this and though 'no, I need a faster, easier recipe'. But now I've actually read this, the one I made is pretty much identical. I did a lot of fine chopping of the chilli and ginger, pressed the garlic and the spices were already ground. Yum-o-matic!

30-03-2009, 13:57	#29
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Coriander The Boardwalk? Should have quit while I was ahead. __________________

30-03-2009, 14:29	#30
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	Looks fantastic Jingo. Do you do corporate events?! __________________ *No No!*