Just cause its Friday

Wryel · 17-04-2009, 13:52

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: £2.00

HAMBURGER: £2.25

CHEESEBURGER: £2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: £3.50

HAND JOB: £50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the biker.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"

The old biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am."

The old biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, 'cause I want a cheeseburger".

Desmo · 17-04-2009, 14:24

Belmit · 17-04-2009, 15:18

I read this out loud at work. I think people were expecting a bigger punchline because it fell quite flat!

Luckily the follow-up comedy dance routine fared better.

Kell_ee001 · 18-04-2009, 00:23

17-04-2009, 13:52	#1
Wryel Absinthe Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,148	Just cause its Friday A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: £2.00 HAMBURGER: £2.25 CHEESEBURGER: £2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: £3.50 HAND JOB: £50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?" The old biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am." The old biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, 'cause I want a cheeseburger".

17-04-2009, 14:24	#2
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	__________________

17-04-2009, 15:18	#3
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	I read this out loud at work. I think people were expecting a bigger punchline because it fell quite flat! Luckily the follow-up comedy dance routine fared better. __________________

18-04-2009, 00:23	#4
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	__________________