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Old 16-06-2009, 21:47   #291
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Maybe that should be women in badly fitting business suits?
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Old 16-06-2009, 22:01   #292
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I have a new one!!!!

Fat women in business suits! I'm not a fan of women in business suits at the best of times as I think that women can look very smart and professional in a skirt or trousers without the need to advertise the fact she is competing with men by dressing like one. Now a fat chap in a suit can get away with it as the weight tend to sit around the belly but a woman, well the weight tends to fall at the waist, thighs and bottom. The resulting skin tight suit trousers struggling to cover a bulbous bottom look frankly stupid not to mention slightly disturbing.
Ever been to a DeVere hotel? We have the same uniform regardless of size or shape, which leads to women like me having to look like men due to the fit of the suit :/
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Old 16-06-2009, 22:13   #293
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Maybe that should be women in badly fitting business suits?

I don't think so. I spend far too much time at airports and I've noticed the trend recently of overweight business women in suits and they all look silly. Maybe it's just the case that no one sells a suit for the more rotund lady so they're all forced to squeeze themselves into sizes too small and if that is the case they really should realise that it's an outfit they can't pull off.

Now I realise that I'm sounding a bit harsh here but to me it's basic common sense, I have a beer belly and a giant fat arse so while I can go around wearing speedos at swimming pools I have the common sense to realise that it would get me sent to Le Hague charged with crimes against humanity.
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Old 16-06-2009, 22:24   #294
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People who suck fork fulls into their mouths. It drives me up the ****ing wall.
"aaanggghahhhhaaahowwww" as they're shovelling food in. Why suck it in?!? It's going there anyway with the power of your own arm you moron!!

Then people who do this and go "mmmmmm", honestly, why do it?!

And then people who GULP! ARGH!!!!

I really want to smack loud eaters.
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Old 16-06-2009, 23:15   #295
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People who suck fork fulls into their mouths. It drives me up the ****ing wall.
"aaanggghahhhhaaahowwww" as they're shovelling food in. Why suck it in?!? It's going there anyway with the power of your own arm you moron!!

Then people who do this and go "mmmmmm", honestly, why do it?!

And then people who GULP! ARGH!!!!

I really want to smack loud eaters.
Phew, someone else who shares my hatred of noisy eaters.
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Old 16-06-2009, 23:26   #296
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I really want to smack loud eaters.
I feel queasy just thinking about this.

Loud eaters, not smacking them.
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Old 17-06-2009, 08:52   #297
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My dad bashes his teeth together waaay more than anyone really needs to when eating. It's like he wants us to hear it!

Something that annoys me more than it probably should is seeing people driving on motorways or on their own with L-plates on their car. Either they are learners in which case they shouldn't be doing what they're doing, or they're not and so shouldn't have L-plates. Seen it so many times.
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Old 17-06-2009, 09:30   #298
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Something that annoys me more than it probably should is seeing people driving on motorways or on their own with L-plates on their car. Either theyarelearners in which case they shouldn't be doing what they're doing, or they're not and so shouldn't have L-plates. Seen it so many times.


oooh, that one gets me as well. My pedantic side wants to pull them over and find out which one it is
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Old 17-06-2009, 11:11   #299
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People who make a noise when the yawn, you're breathing deeply now SHUT UP!
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Old 17-06-2009, 12:21   #300
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People who wash their food down with drink, makes me feel ill. Colleagues saying 'good girl' to me when they're 10+ years younger than me. This happens to me a LOT at work and it drives me bloody insane....how can I have 2 such chauvanistic idiots on my shift?!
People snoring/breathing heavily in my bed. It's VERY irrational as I know they can't help it but after an hour of it I'm homicidal with rage! I'm destined to die alone!
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