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Old 23-06-2009, 08:42   #31
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Also, he has a habit of talking to me while I am doing other things. I have a one track mind and when I am reading, typing, etc. i can't focus on what is being said around me at the same time. Garp lovingly ignores this...granted, I do the same thing. (he's mocking me and talking to me right now as I type this)
Lana does this all the time with me and wonders why I miss things

Not as bad as a former colleague of mine and his half-deaf wife who has a tiny hearing aid that works wonders and enables her to hear reasonably well.
They'll be lying in bed and she'll ask him a question, then go "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? I can't hear you!" before he notices that her hearing aid is on the bedside cupboard. It happens over and over again
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Old 23-06-2009, 10:26   #32
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I don't have any kind of OCD sorting system in my wardrobe, I just keep my t-shirts on the left, shirts in the middle, jumpers on the right. It's a bit like keeping your pants in the middle drawer, socks in the top etc. So why does she find this so hard to understand and why does it have to be referred to as his special sorting system and I get in trouble when I get it wrong...
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Old 23-06-2009, 11:47   #33
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Crikey where to begin with this one.

Standing in door ways or leaving stuff in Doorways Never mind that there is a whole floor to use in a room, Sarah will sometimes leave her bag or something like the laundry basket smack bang in the middle of the lounge door way. Why ????? But this has now been accepted as normal behaviour as Alexander will play there now with his lego. As you would expect with any 7 year old, great at getting toys out, not so great at putting stuff away. Much to their hilarity as I stand on some lego in the door way.

Leaving her shoes in front of my draws !!!! Oh this is a classic this one. Not content with having over 70 pairs of shoes. Sarah must be aware that she does not have enough room for all of these, so low and behold her new shoe storage place is right in front of my draws or my wardrobe. So not only have I got to put up with her shoe OCD, I have to move the chuffers just to get to my stuff !!!!

Opening the Coffee First Always boils my **** this one. I love the smell of coffee from a jar or the packet just after it's opened. So regardless of wheter it needs to be opened now or in two weeks, Sarah will always open it just so I can't !!!
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Old 23-06-2009, 12:39   #34
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I'm not allowed to use the floordrobe on my side of the bed, despite the fact that it's furthest from the door and her shoes and stuff are all over the floor everywhere else.
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Old 23-06-2009, 14:59   #35
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So not only have I got to put up with her shoe OCD, I have to move the chuffers just to get to my stuff !!!!
I'd just open the doors and leave the shoes where they fell.
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Old 24-06-2009, 14:37   #36
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When I'm away she turns into Mr Trebus. I come back and the flat is tidy but stinks where she's been storing all the rubbish up

I kid ye not.
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Old 24-06-2009, 19:06   #37
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But Mr Trebus is a legend.

Stick it up your chuffer!!
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Old 24-06-2009, 19:46   #38
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Faysh tells people I don't even know my secrets grrrrr!!! Atleast I don't know them I guess!
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Old 24-06-2009, 19:59   #39
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Faysh tells people I don't even know my secrets grrrrr!!! Atleast I don't know them I guess!
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Old 24-06-2009, 20:10   #40
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