Inappropriate song lyrics - Page 2

Jonny69 · 03-07-2009, 11:42

Yup, definitely going to make a compilation of these. Better make sure I turn it down if I'm outside a school though

Wryel · 03-07-2009, 11:49

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Originally Posted by Jonny69

Yup, definitely going to make a compilation of these. Better make sure I turn it down if I'm outside a school though

You're not growing a Moustache are you?

Feek · 03-07-2009, 11:50

I don't see anything dodgy with Two Become One at all

divine · 03-07-2009, 12:00

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Originally Posted by Feek

I don't see anything dodgy with Two Become One at all

I think the point was it was about sex but the Spice Girls target market was 13 year old girls.

Kitten · 03-07-2009, 12:05

^^ yep, and they're all about shagging rather than making love ain't they!

SidewinderINC · 05-07-2009, 12:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonny69

Yup, definitely going to make a compilation of these. Better make sure I turn it down if I'm outside a school though

At least get the Paul Gilbert version of 2 become 1, much more awesome hehe.

Roberta · 06-07-2009, 17:54

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Originally Posted by Belmit

I always thought My Sharona was a bit dodgy...

It is - it was written about a 16 year old girl.

More creepy songs:

Depeche Mode - A Question Of Time:

I've got to get to you first
Before they do
It's just a question of time
Before they lay their hands on you
And make you just like the rest
I've got to get to you first
It's just a question of time

Well now you're only fifteen
And you look good
I'll take you under my wing
Somebody should
They've persuasive ways
And you'll believe what they say
It's just a question of time
It's running out for you
It wont be long until you'll do
Exactly what they want you to

I can see them now
Hanging around
To mess you up
To strip you down
And have their fun
With my little one

It's just a question of time
It's running out for you
It wont be long until you'll do
Exactly what they want you to

Sometimes I don't blame them
For wanting you
You look good
And they need something to do
Until I look at you
And then I condemn them
I know my kind
What goes on in our minds

It's just a question of time
It should be better
It's just a question of time
It should be better with you
It's just a question of time

Oingo Boingo - Little Girls

You only get the full on creepiness with the video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

Feek · 10-07-2009, 22:42

Eric The Half A Bee

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
[whistling]

Mohinder · 10-07-2009, 23:04

I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Fayshun · 27-07-2009, 05:28

Kissing in the backrow by the Drifters

Your mama says that through the week
you can't go out with me
but when the weekend comes around
she knows where we will be

Chorus

Kissing in the back row
of the movies on a saturday night with you
holding hands together you and i
holding hands together (yeah)
smooching in the back row
of the movies on a saturday night with you
we could stay forever you and i
we could stay forever you and i
hugging and a kissing in the back row of the movies

Verse 2

Every night i pick you up from school
cause your my steady date
but from monday through to friday night
i leave you at the gate (yeah)
you know we can't have too much fun
til all your homeworks done
but when the weekend comes
You knows where we will be

Chorus

Kissing in the back row
of the movies on a saturday night with you
holding hands together you and i
holding hands together (yeah)
smooching in the back row
of the movies on a saturday night with you
we could stay forever you and i
we could stay forever you and i
hugging and a kissing in the back row of the movies

Verse 3

i sit alone at night and watch tv
but i still think of you
and i am in the game for that
we share a junk or two
you know friends don't knock on my door
on friday night any more
Cause when the weekend comes
They know where i will be

Chorus

Kissing in the back row
of the movies on a saturday night with you
holding hands together you and i
holding hands together (o yeah)
smooching in the back row
of the movies on a saturday night with you
we could stay forever you and i
we could stay forever you and i
hugging and a kissing in the back row of the movies
yeah
hugging and a kissing in the back row of the movies

03-07-2009, 11:42	#11
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Yup, definitely going to make a compilation of these. Better make sure I turn it down if I'm outside a school though __________________

03-07-2009, 11:50	#13
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	I don't see anything dodgy with Two Become One at all __________________

03-07-2009, 12:05	#15
Kitten Spinky-Spank Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 668. The Neighbour of the Beast Posts: 11,226	^^ yep, and they're all about shagging rather than making love ain't they! __________________ "You only get one life. There's no God, no rules, except for those you accept or create for yourself. Then once it's over... it's over. Dreamless sleep for ever and ever. So why not be happy while you're here?" Nate Fisher

10-07-2009, 22:42	#18
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	Eric The Half A Bee A one... two-- A one... two... three... four... Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury? Singing... La dee dee, one two three, Eric the half a bee. A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee. Is this wretched demi-bee, Half-asleep upon my knee, Some freak from a menagerie? No! It's Eric the half a bee! Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee, Eric the half a bee. Ho ho ho, tee hee hee, Eric the half a bee. I love this hive, employee-ee, Bisected accidentally, One summer afternoon by me, I love him carnally. He loves him carnally, Semi-carnally. The end. Cyril Connelly? No; semi-carnally! Oh. Cyril Connelly. [whistling] __________________

10-07-2009, 23:04	#19
Mohinder Vodka Martini Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 791	I've got your picture of me and you You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too" I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do Oh it's in color Your hair is brown Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds I often kiss you when there's no one else around I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of you all round my cell I want a doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of them all round my cell I want the doctor to take a picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark Everyone around me is a total stranger Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so (think so think so think so) Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so __________________

27-07-2009, 05:28	#20
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	Kissing in the backrow by the Drifters Your mama says that through the week you can't go out with me but when the weekend comes around she knows where we will be Chorus Kissing in the back row of the movies on a saturday night with you holding hands together you and i holding hands together (yeah) smooching in the back row of the movies on a saturday night with you we could stay forever you and i we could stay forever you and i hugging and a kissing in the back row of the movies Verse 2 Every night i pick you up from school cause your my steady date but from monday through to friday night i leave you at the gate (yeah) you know we can't have too much fun til all your homeworks done but when the weekend comes You knows where we will be Chorus Kissing in the back row of the movies on a saturday night with you holding hands together you and i holding hands together (yeah) smooching in the back row of the movies on a saturday night with you we could stay forever you and i we could stay forever you and i hugging and a kissing in the back row of the movies Verse 3 i sit alone at night and watch tv but i still think of you and i am in the game for that we share a junk or two you know friends don't knock on my door on friday night any more Cause when the weekend comes They know where i will be Chorus Kissing in the back row of the movies on a saturday night with you holding hands together you and i holding hands together (o yeah) smooching in the back row of the movies on a saturday night with you we could stay forever you and i we could stay forever you and i hugging and a kissing in the back row of the movies yeah hugging and a kissing in the back row of the movies __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...