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Old 29-07-2009, 16:36   #11
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Old 29-07-2009, 17:01   #12
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This also proves why it's not very often you'll hear girls fart
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Old 29-07-2009, 17:18   #13
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This also proves why it's not very often you'll hear girls fart
Genius!!!

2+2 definitely = 4 on that one
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Old 29-07-2009, 18:12   #14
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All I got from the OP was that veggies have loose arse holes... are they sure it's not because all veggies are raging homosexuals?
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Old 30-07-2009, 21:35   #15
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This also proves why it's not very often you'll hear girls fart
What if the lass is a vegatarian and likes to play bum darts ?

She will have tradesmans entrance like a wizard's sleeve and have farts that are more silent than a Gurkha assassin.
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Old 30-07-2009, 22:20   #16
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
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Old 31-07-2009, 01:40   #17
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Ive recently changed medication that makes me sound like my bum is off a lighthouse. It gets a bit wearing playing the "have you seen my invisible duck" game I farted a gunshot the other day, no vibration, just a loud clap like someone pulling the trigger of a shotgun. I thought I had prolapsed
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Old 31-07-2009, 03:39   #18
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In the middle of reading this thread I rumbled the cups on the table. The poor cat laying on my lap covered her face with both paws (to no avail), shook her head and jumped down to run away.
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