Boat Drinks Top Tips - Page 4

Kell_ee001 · 05-08-2009, 18:25

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Originally Posted by Roberta

If a man knocks on your door and asks to see your t*ts DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR T*TS - he is a con artist and only wants to see your t*ts.

Are you sure?

Jingo · 05-08-2009, 18:32

Fancy a sky dive but are strapped for cash?

Simply place your face close to the monitor whilst 'zooming in' on Google Earth*.

*strategically place a desk fan for added effect*

Justsomebloke · 05-08-2009, 18:48

Always & I mean Always go down on a woman Before penetration.

Don't ever stop talking to your woman, If She can't talk to you she will talk to somebody else.

Always & I mean Always Start any sentence/Intro/conversation with a woman with "Blimey !!! Have you lost weight"

Never admit Anything if She has a knife in her hand.

Never Sleep with a woman After you have fessed up to multiple affairs/wrong doings. Do so & kiss your Penis Good bye.

Never piss into the wind.

When fighting always keep hitting/stabbing/kicking/biting until you get pulled off as you may not get another oppurtunity to inflict damage to said person.
Basically Hurt them like they've never been hurt before or after & make sure you Enjoy it, Laughing Hysterically whilst you thrash said victim helps enormously with the overall effect.

Kell_ee001 · 05-08-2009, 18:50

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Originally Posted by Justsomebloke

Don't ever stop talking to your woman, If She can't talk to you she will talk to somebody else.

Surprised you came out with this one JSB

Very good advice

Justsomebloke · 05-08-2009, 18:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kell_ee001

Surprised you came out with this one JSB

Very good advice

Hey Kell.
Was just browsing the wedding pics, Have you lost weight Love.

Kell_ee001 · 05-08-2009, 18:53

SidewinderINC · 05-08-2009, 18:53

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Originally Posted by Justsomebloke

Always & I mean Always go down on a woman Before penetration.

Wish she would bloody let me!

Knipples · 05-08-2009, 18:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by SidewinderINC

Wish she would bloody let me!

Is she insane?!?!?

SidewinderINC · 05-08-2009, 18:56

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Originally Posted by Knipples

Is she insane?!?!?

I think she quite possibly is, but she more than makes up for it

Justsomebloke · 05-08-2009, 18:58

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Originally Posted by SidewinderINC

Wish she would bloody let me!

I have heard of this before.

Sounds like she needs a proffessional Muff diver like myself to pay a visit, Poor girl.

05-08-2009, 18:32	#32
Jingo Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Somerset Posts: 1,854	Fancy a sky dive but are strapped for cash? Simply place your face close to the monitor whilst 'zooming in' on Google Earth. strategically place a desk fan for added effect* __________________

05-08-2009, 18:48	#33
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Always & I mean Always go down on a woman Before penetration. Don't ever stop talking to your woman, If She can't talk to you she will talk to somebody else. Always & I mean Always Start any sentence/Intro/conversation with a woman with "Blimey !!! Have you lost weight" Never admit Anything if She has a knife in her hand. Never Sleep with a woman After you have fessed up to multiple affairs/wrong doings. Do so & kiss your Penis Good bye. Never piss into the wind. When fighting always keep hitting/stabbing/kicking/biting until you get pulled off as you may not get another oppurtunity to inflict damage to said person. Basically Hurt them like they've never been hurt before or after & make sure you Enjoy it, Laughing Hysterically whilst you thrash said victim helps enormously with the overall effect. __________________

05-08-2009, 18:53	#36
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	__________________