Partners & there wrong doings for the Lolage - Page 12

Jingo · 10-08-2009, 13:07

AIRBORNE POO PARTICLES!!!!

*giggleysplutterlollage*

Fayshun · 10-08-2009, 16:29

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Originally Posted by Jingo

AIRBORNE POO PARTICLES!!!!

Like little tiny turd paratroopers!

Goose · 10-08-2009, 17:57

So, surely the best thing to have is a fan blowing said 'poo paratroopers' to the opposite wall, where you hang flypaper? Problem sorted!

Kreeeee · 10-08-2009, 19:12

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Originally Posted by Jingo

AIRBORNE POO PARTICLES!!!!

*giggleysplutterlollage*

Smell that fart? That's someone's crap going directly into your body.

SidewinderINC · 10-08-2009, 19:24

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Originally Posted by Pheebs

If there's one thing that *REALLY* puts me off anyone beyond belief is if they're incapable of cleaning up a toilet should they make any mishaps in aim/splashback/dribblage and also poop marks (men and women here too!)

*snip*

Toilet seats should be all put down, lid included, prior to flushage! A nice gush of water into the loo ontop of whizz and stuff is bound to have some kind of splash back/airing of germs. Put them both down!

*snip*

Just thought of this post when I came home, raised the toilet lid and seat to find a nice trail around the bottom of the bowl.. (ewww)

Quite obviously the person who left the marks couldn't have seen them as he/she put the lid down prior to flushing

Do you go back after you've flushed to check for poop marks?

Fayshun · 10-08-2009, 21:20

I have top leave our department to go for a poo, I've been banned.

I now poo in the Chief Supernintendos toilet.

Pheebs · 11-08-2009, 08:50

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Originally Posted by SidewinderINC

Do you go back after you've flushed to check for poop marks?

Most the time

Or I check prior to flushage! You know whether it's going to be the case or not then!

We have looooooo bloooooo though so sometimes you canny see nada due to bubbles

Garp · 11-08-2009, 16:58

Did you realise, for those of you worried about airborne poop particles, that if you routinely eat whilst at your computer your keyboard is liable to have more nasty bacteria than a toilet?

SidewinderINC · 11-08-2009, 17:51

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Originally Posted by Garp

Did you realise, for those of you worried about airborne poop particles, that if you routinely eat whilst at your computer your keyboard is liable to have more nasty bacteria than a toilet?

Mythbusters did the bacteria test with a very good rig for toothbrushes all around their mockup bathroom. and they also had two control brushes in the office, in a cup sat on a shelf.

there were just as many on the control brushes as most of the brushes in the bathroom iirc.

http://mythbustersresults.com/episode12

Goose · 11-08-2009, 17:52

So using a laptop whilst going to the loo isn't bad? Ace!

10-08-2009, 13:07	#111
Jingo Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Somerset Posts: 1,854	AIRBORNE POO PARTICLES!!!! giggleysplutterlollage __________________

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Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	So, surely the best thing to have is a fan blowing said 'poo paratroopers' to the opposite wall, where you hang flypaper? Problem sorted! __________________

10-08-2009, 21:20	#116
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	I have top leave our department to go for a poo, I've been banned. I now poo in the Chief Supernintendos toilet. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

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Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Did you realise, for those of you worried about airborne poop particles, that if you routinely eat whilst at your computer your keyboard is liable to have more nasty bacteria than a toilet? __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

11-08-2009, 17:52	#120
Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	So using a laptop whilst going to the loo isn't bad? Ace! __________________