Child Cruelty ? - Page 2

Darrin · 22-08-2009, 20:19

Heh, my son is 15 and I still "magically pull" those gold tin foil wrapped chocolate coins out of his ears...

Tak · 23-08-2009, 00:33

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Originally Posted by Princess Griff

Dads are magical!

yes...yes they are...

Flibster · 23-08-2009, 00:35

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Originally Posted by Piggymon

OMG ! My Mum used to say that

I've heard of people being told that when the ice cream van plays music, they've run out of ice cream.

Cruel....

Fayshun · 23-08-2009, 00:40

I would use this trick, but both my older 2 can either circumvent the remote by going straight to the Sky box or turn the laptop on and get onto Cbeebies.

Lomster · 23-08-2009, 00:46

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Originally Posted by mejinks

A bit of all the above

My favoured method of child control is to play classical music.

Please don't take this the wrong way but how on earth does that teach children to behave?
Maybe to calm them down when having time out but in Von's case two kids playing up together?

Von I like your style

must try that

bwuhahaha!!!!

Lomster · 23-08-2009, 00:49

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

I would use this trick, but both my older 2 can either circumvent the remote by going straight to the Sky box or turn the laptop on and get onto Cbeebies.

Password on lappy? Josh isn't 6 yet and can get internet on and then type cbeebies in :/
Just think in 10yrs time it will be youpron or something alike

lol

Fayshun · 23-08-2009, 00:53

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Originally Posted by Lomster

Password on lappy?

I'd forget it and give it a year or 2 and Josh will be able to haXXor round this too, he's a bright kid

Von Smallhausen · 23-08-2009, 05:00

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

I would use this trick, but both my older 2 can either circumvent the remote by going straight to the Sky box or turn the laptop on and get onto Cbeebies.

You would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

Good one Shaggy.

lostkat · 23-08-2009, 06:41

Downright genius. I love how gullbile kids are

Jingo · 23-08-2009, 11:45

My Dad told me that spicy food i.e. Indian/Chinese could be really dangerous for children to eat due to their developing taste buds!

Therefore, I had no indian or oriental delights until I was nearly mid-teens!!

No wonder I seem to be making up for it now though...

22-08-2009, 20:19	#11
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	Heh, my son is 15 and I still "magically pull" those gold tin foil wrapped chocolate coins out of his ears... __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

23-08-2009, 00:40	#14
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	I would use this trick, but both my older 2 can either circumvent the remote by going straight to the Sky box or turn the laptop on and get onto Cbeebies. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

23-08-2009, 06:41	#19
lostkat Good Cat Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,550	Downright genius. I love how gullbile kids are __________________ Oooooh Cecil, what have you done?

23-08-2009, 11:45	#20
Jingo Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Somerset Posts: 1,854	My Dad told me that spicy food i.e. Indian/Chinese could be really dangerous for children to eat due to their developing taste buds! Therefore, I had no indian or oriental delights until I was nearly mid-teens!! No wonder I seem to be making up for it now though... __________________