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Old 29-08-2009, 10:30   #1
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Talking Porno sweets

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...our-taste.html

"A DAD last night blasted a sweet firm over fruity characters on wrappers who look like they are having sex."

Didn't some of us talk about this when we were at Halys garden makeover?
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Old 29-08-2009, 10:48   #2
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The other day, while doing our weekly shop, I bought for my two children, Benjamin & Ofelia, a packet pf Haribo Maoam lemon-and-lime confectionery. It was only after I was leaving the check-out that I noticed the appalling illustration on the packaging.

This consists of a lemon and a lime locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid and distasteful expression on his face. I demanded to see the shop manager and during a heated exchange my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park. I was told to register my complaint with the manufacturer.

I’m glad I spotted this before my young children, who are both very sensitive. My wife and I have always tried to protect their innocence – and to think all our years of careful parenting could have been wrecked by a sweet rapper makes me livid.

I received a reply from the company saying that the wrapper design had been introduced in Germany in 2002 with a view to making the fruit figures ‘more modern and lively’ to ‘better appeal to the consumer’.

It said: ‘At no point was it intended to create sexual images’ It has been shown to a number of children and adults of different age groups, none of whom has made any comments referring to sexual content. I consider this reply to be less than satisfactory. As a member of our local church, I’m now urging members of our flock to bycott Haribo products until this illustration is removed.

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Old 29-08-2009, 10:54   #3
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We very definitely did! I remember the tears of laughter! I'm not sure it was there though, I seem to remember MB being involved but could be wrong!

edit: I think it was at Halys actually!
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Old 29-08-2009, 11:00   #4
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Lookie what I just found:

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Haha!! Awesome! I remember you taking that!
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Old 29-08-2009, 14:58   #7
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...during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.
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Old 29-08-2009, 15:13   #8
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seriously!?! has it come to this, jesus christ.
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