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Old 06-09-2009, 20:39   #11
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Others had heard food items such as kebabs, Coca-cola or crisps could be used as oral contraceptives.
I bet she was 16 and drunk when she heard that
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Old 06-09-2009, 21:08   #12
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if you watch the 'young and pregnant' series on bbc3 (i think its called that) then it becomes clear why these retarded myths are still being spread.

I actually LoL'd at some of that
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:59   #13
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I remember someone at work being convinced she couldn't get pregnant because she was breast-feeding.
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Old 07-09-2009, 15:06   #14
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I remember someone at work being convinced she couldn't get pregnant because she was breast-feeding.
What a tit !
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Old 07-09-2009, 19:31   #15
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Lactation does reduce the chance of getting pregnant, the body realises it's already coping with one infant and does something chemically to reduce the chance of a pregnancy while breastfeeding.

Note: I haven't confirmed this experimentally so .....
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Old 07-09-2009, 19:35   #16
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It inhibits ovulation, but only if you're breastfeeding a lot.

I still got knocked up while breast feeding and using contraception so I give it a big thumbs down!
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Old 07-09-2009, 22:53   #17
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My Mum is a health visitor and she went to see a new mum once who had just given birth to her 3rd child. She was 22. They were chatting and the girl said something along the lines of "None of them were planned." My Mum asked had they not been using contraception, and the girl replied with

"I dont know what keeps going wrong, I take the pill, if we have sex on a Tuesday I take a Tuesday pill, and if we have sex on a Friday I take a pill for Friday"

And she wondered why she had 3 children?
I thought this was a joke
That girl really shouldn't have kids if she is that thick, that sounds nasty I know but think about it, what about teaching her kids the basic stuff in life and what if her kids need medication??
That is mental.

I want to be a health visitor got to be a midwife 1st haven't they? would love to be a midwife too
Need to go back to school, me well thick me, not that thick though
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Old 07-09-2009, 22:57   #18
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It inhibits ovulation, but only if you're breastfeeding a lot.

I still got knocked up while breast feeding and using contraception so I give it a big thumbs down!
same here although without the contraception which Faysh forgot
I never missed one period either unlike some mum's I know who didn't have one for the whole time the fed baby.
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Old 07-09-2009, 22:59   #19
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I want to be a health visitor got to be a midwife 1st haven't they? would love to be a midwife too
Need to go back to school, me well thick me, not that thick though
Nope not necessarily, my Mum was a registered nurse for years, but then went back and did a degree to become a Health Visitor. You might find being a health visitors assistant an easier route to go down.
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Old 08-09-2009, 10:01   #20
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Well, at least it's not crisps packets as condoms.
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