What do you do when there's a Man in your house? - Page 2

Briggykins · 26-11-2009, 17:39

People have whazzes in drawers? But he seemed like such a nice young man.
/checks drawers

kaiowas · 26-11-2009, 17:41

Didn't realise it was considered dodgy, guess I'd better stop doing it then.

Admiral Huddy · 26-11-2009, 17:52

I once went round a womans house to fix her PC. She went for a shower.. I was slightly aroused...

Knipples · 26-11-2009, 18:26

I dont tend to leave the room they are in, prefer to keep an eye on them just in case, plus I like finding out how stuff works, so I hover, asking questions.

Lopez · 26-11-2009, 19:12

Have generic "grumpy old men" conversations about immigrants/tax/stability of the economy/women/etc

The bloke who did a service on the old boiler (arf arf!) told me that he didn't want to come here again because the church opposite "brought back memories of the worst day of his life."

"Funeral?" I enquired?

"My wedding day" he quipped

[Camera fades out to the sound of much "Sid James" style laughter]

Mark · 26-11-2009, 20:36

Usually watch them and do my best Scrooge impression. Tea? Who do you think I am?

Except builders, where I'm well aware that tea is mandatory.

TinkerBell · 26-11-2009, 20:40

Would you react differently if it was a woman coming into your house and doing similar jobs?

When it is them just doing a checkup I ask them if they want a drink and wait until they are done. If they are doing abit of work to fix something I leave them too it.

Fayshun · 26-11-2009, 23:24

OnStream came and changed our electricity meter today. Me and the girls sat on the stairs and watched him because we couldn't watch Nick Jr. or Cbeebies

SCM · 27-11-2009, 03:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fayshun

OnStream came and changed our electricity meter today. Me and the girls sat on the stairs and watched him because we couldn't watch Nick Jr. or Cbeebies

Were you all sat there going 'Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Are you done yet?'

Stan_Lite · 27-11-2009, 05:22

Similar to iCraig, I tend to masturbate vigorously while complimenting them on the shape of their bottom and asking if they've "Been working out?".

Lot of unfinished jobs in our flat

26-11-2009, 17:39	#11
Briggykins Vodka Martini Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Exeter Posts: 753	People have whazzes in drawers? But he seemed like such a nice young man. /checks drawers __________________

26-11-2009, 17:41	#12
kaiowas The Stig Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fightertown USA Posts: 1,458	Didn't realise it was considered dodgy, guess I'd better stop doing it then. __________________ Anal Fish Porn

26-11-2009, 17:52	#13
Admiral Huddy HOMO-Sapien Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chelmsford Posts: 6,692	I once went round a womans house to fix her PC. She went for a shower.. I was slightly aroused... __________________ I just got lost in thought.. It was very unfamiliar territory. Techie Talk \| My gaming Blog \| PC spec \| The Admirals log

26-11-2009, 19:12	#15
Lopez Bad Cat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Leicestershire Posts: 808	Have generic "grumpy old men" conversations about immigrants/tax/stability of the economy/women/etc The bloke who did a service on the old boiler (arf arf!) told me that he didn't want to come here again because the church opposite "brought back memories of the worst day of his life." "Funeral?" I enquired? "My wedding day" he quipped [Camera fades out to the sound of much "Sid James" style laughter] __________________ NO

26-11-2009, 20:40	#17
TinkerBell Dirty Spammer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In the middle! Posts: 2,454	Would you react differently if it was a woman coming into your house and doing similar jobs? When it is them just doing a checkup I ask them if they want a drink and wait until they are done. If they are doing abit of work to fix something I leave them too it. __________________

26-11-2009, 20:36	#16
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Usually watch them and do my best Scrooge impression. Tea? Who do you think I am? Except builders, where I'm well aware that tea is mandatory.

26-11-2009, 23:24	#18
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	OnStream came and changed our electricity meter today. Me and the girls sat on the stairs and watched him because we couldn't watch Nick Jr. or Cbeebies __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

27-11-2009, 05:22	#20
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Similar to iCraig, I tend to masturbate vigorously while complimenting them on the shape of their bottom and asking if they've "Been working out?". Lot of unfinished jobs in our flat __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...