Boat Drinks Virtual Election - Page 21

Haly · 07-05-2010, 20:53

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Originally Posted by Dymetrie

And the argument that PR would give the BNP a voice is an argument of intolerance. True democracy and Western values is about tolerance.

"I disagree with what you say, but I will fight to the death to defend your right to say it!"

Too right

Kitten · 08-05-2010, 00:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dymetrie

"I disagree with what you say, but I will fight to the death to defend your right to say it!"

My feeling entirely.

Stan_Lite · 08-05-2010, 05:05

I keep seeing this quote from Cameron all over the place

Quote:

"....clear that the Labour government has lost its mandate to govern our country."

Every time I see it, I can't help thinking "Just over a third of the votes and less than half the seats in the house hardly give you a mandate you slimy little prick!" (those last three words always seem to spring to mind whenever I have any thoughts about him for some reason

).

The Tories courting the LibDems at the moment reminds me of a sketch I saw in a film a long time ago. It involved a sperm who worked out, ate sensibly, slept properly and generally did everything he could to be the fittest sperm he could so he could succeed and be the first to the egg when the time came. All the other sperm just partied all the time and were fat and unfit.
Sure enough, when the arousal meter started to rise, the fit little sperm battled his way to the front and raced to the Jap's eye. When he looked out he turned and shouted a warning "It's a blowjob" but it was too late.

I can't help thinking of Nick Clegg and the LDs as the fit little sperm, working hard to make sure they can make a difference when the big day comes. "Dave" is the one giving the blowjob, getting the little sperm all excited so he'll rush to the bell end thinking he's going to get what he wants. My mind is shouting a warning to Clegg "It's a blowjob, Nick, after all your hard work, you're just going to get spat into a hankie and flushed - don't do it."

I may need treatment

Desmo · 08-05-2010, 08:11

Dymetrie · 08-05-2010, 08:15

Have you been out in the sun for too long, Stan?

Other than the fact you've gone a bit strange, it's a good analogy

Will · 08-05-2010, 09:07

I'd rather see a Con Lib coalition than a Lab Lib one.

Pumpkinstew · 08-05-2010, 09:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stan_Lite

I may need treatment

Too much time on the rig Stan?

But continuing your analogy, if you're Nick Clegg Sperm, you'd be tempted to take the blowie over another 5 years impotence in the nut sack wouldn't you?

Von Smallhausen · 08-05-2010, 11:43

LOL at Stan.

Have you considered writing for Mills & Boon ?

Stan_Lite · 08-05-2010, 14:47

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Originally Posted by Von Smallhausen

LOL at Stan.

Have you considered writing for Mills & Boon ?

Not sure where "Slimy little prick" could be made to fit into a Mills and Boon but I'd be willing to give it a go - might have to be a top shelf edition though

Dymetrie · 09-05-2010, 11:37

Maybe someone should direct Mr Cameron this way, it'd save negotiating...

Cut price politician

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Conservatives	13	19.70%
Labour	8	12.12%
Lib Dem	35	53.03%
Other	1	1.52%
Plaid	1	1.52%
SNP	0	0%
I'm not voting	6	9.09%
Someone else	2	3.03%
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