Heard on the radio yesterday...

Desmo · 27-05-2010, 07:07

...that a scarecrow won the Nobel Peace Prize

Apparently he was outstanding in his field.

Will · 27-05-2010, 07:14

Oh dear....

Piggymon · 27-05-2010, 07:21

He told me this ' joke ' this morning whilst doing our morning walk then seem perturbed when I didn't laugh :/

Knipples · 27-05-2010, 07:23

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

Rock-it!

I'll get me coat but years of working with children means I have lots more where that came from

Garp · 27-05-2010, 08:33

Ouch.

Just.. ouch.

Pebs · 27-05-2010, 09:30

Have you heard the joke about the butter?

Don't spread it....

Daisy told me that one terribly seriously yesterday.

Blighter · 27-05-2010, 12:04

lostkat · 27-05-2010, 12:11

Groooooooooooan :/

Mark · 27-05-2010, 19:16

PS - best played without sound.

Von Smallhausen · 27-05-2010, 21:40

I walked past the fridge and I thought the spring onions in there were singing the Bee Gees.

I opened it to find out it was just a chive talking.

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27-05-2010, 21:40	#10
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	I walked past the fridge and I thought the spring onions in there were singing the Bee Gees. I opened it to find out it was just a chive talking. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.