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Old 16-06-2010, 00:35   #851
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I love olives.

Most recently I've become annoyed at people who meander in the street. One person walking on their own, I approach from behind and attempt to walk around them, they wander almost magnetically into the path I'm trying to take. ****. Off.
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Old 16-06-2010, 07:48   #852
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I love olives.

Most recently I've become annoyed at people who meander in the street. One person walking on their own, I approach from behind and attempt to walk around them, they wander almost magnetically into the path I'm trying to take. ****. Off.
This. On both counts.
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Old 16-06-2010, 08:14   #853
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Branch locators that tell me that my nearest branch is only 13 miles away.... yes, if I have a boat! It's on the other side of the sea! How hard would it be to work out the mileage between places by road and use that instead.

...also, Olives!
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Old 16-06-2010, 09:18   #854
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Another one in the "love olives" camp here.
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Old 16-06-2010, 13:27   #855
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One I keep forgetting to put, or may have put and forgot I had...

The propensity to append 'gate' to the end of something to indicate a scandal. THIS IS NONSENSICAL. The Watergate Scandal was so-called because said scandal occurred at the Watergate Hotel. That's it. It doesn't work with anything else. Stop doing it.
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Old 16-06-2010, 18:19   #856
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^^ on a similar note, I just saw the news and why is that people only 'wield' guns and things on news reports on in the paper? They're just waving them about, really
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Old 16-06-2010, 19:04   #857
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This article. It annoys me that it's necessary, even though it seems that it is. (Present company excepted, of course!)
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Old 16-06-2010, 20:06   #858
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Opening a tube of smarties and discovering there are none of your favourite ones in there!

A tube of smarties with no orange smarties just isn't right!
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Old 16-06-2010, 20:17   #859
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"Ask *Insert generic name here" services on websites.

ITS. A. WEBSITE.

If I wanted to talk to someone I'd phone or visit a store, just give me a search box please!!
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Old 16-06-2010, 23:07   #860
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Anchovies.

Why? Why, Why, Why, WHY!?

They're just wrong in every way shape or form, but most particularly when put on Pizza.
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