Things you can do when she's away

Jonny69 · 02-10-2010, 09:28

When she's away and there aren't any silly rules in the house you can open your presents in bed!

What do we have here? Hmmm...

Yay! It's a rusty greasy old accelerator pedal and linkage!

But wait, I forgot, she's away. I can do anything I want and she'll never find out! Like just stick it on the best white sheets and everything

Desmo · 02-10-2010, 13:27

Hahahha, that made me lol

Mark · 02-10-2010, 22:40

Question is - who is going to do the laundry?

Blighter · 03-10-2010, 00:27

Question is - what will she do when she sees this thread?

Jonny69 · 03-10-2010, 08:26

I will perish. Painfully

Will · 03-10-2010, 10:45

Darrin · 04-10-2010, 02:19

My wife gave up trying to keep ANYTHING white around me. To the point that even my skivvies are grey Haynes.

Glaucus · 09-10-2010, 09:30

Ha-ha I like it rebellion!

Flibster · 09-10-2010, 10:18

Well, my other half is now in the taxi on her way to Heathrow to go to India for a week.

Hmmmm.....

Jonny69 · 09-10-2010, 18:38

Well Si, you've had over 8 hours to bring the contents of the shed into the living room

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Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Well Si, you've had over 8 hours to bring the contents of the shed into the living room __________________