The most absorbent substance in the known world...

Stan_Lite · 04-10-2010, 07:16

......is Oatibix.

I just put 4 Oatibix biscuits in a bowl and, knowing they soaked up a fair bit of milk, added about 3/4 of a pint of skimmed milk - more than enough, one would think. By the time I got halfway through, I had a foodstuff with the same consisency as mortar. Honestly, you could build houses with the stuff

I would recommend a minumum of 1/4 of a pint of milk per biscuit when eating this stuff (lucky I only buy skimmed milk).

Desmo · 04-10-2010, 07:31

I would recommend chucking oatibix in the bin. Tried them once....never again

Stan_Lite · 04-10-2010, 07:42

Not so keen on the full sized ones but the bitesize ones are nice.

Jonny69 · 04-10-2010, 11:40

It's a bit like porridge; you can just keep feeding it milk and it keeps soaking it up. I don't think there is a limit

Feek · 04-10-2010, 11:43

That's like Stan and a good single malt

Stan_Lite · 04-10-2010, 15:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feek

That's like Stan and a good single malt

Stan_Lite · 04-10-2010, 16:50

Having discovered the most absorbent substance this morning, I have discovered the second hottest substance known to man this afternoon - Wetherspoon's bangers and mash. Good job I had a pint of IPA to hand to keep the blistering on the roof of my mouth to a minimum.

Feek · 04-10-2010, 21:03

I'll bite, what's the hottest?

(melted cheese in a toastie, or sausage rolls from the butchers in Connaught Avenue when they're fresh out of the oven?)

Knipples · 04-10-2010, 21:09

I was gonna go with Greggs pasties.

Stan_Lite · 05-10-2010, 09:57

Both wrong.

McDonald's apple pie filling.

04-10-2010, 07:16	#1
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	The most absorbent substance in the known world... ......is Oatibix. I just put 4 Oatibix biscuits in a bowl and, knowing they soaked up a fair bit of milk, added about 3/4 of a pint of skimmed milk - more than enough, one would think. By the time I got halfway through, I had a foodstuff with the same consisency as mortar. Honestly, you could build houses with the stuff I would recommend a minumum of 1/4 of a pint of milk per biscuit when eating this stuff (lucky I only buy skimmed milk). __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

04-10-2010, 07:31	#2
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	I would recommend chucking oatibix in the bin. Tried them once....never again __________________

04-10-2010, 07:42	#3
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Not so keen on the full sized ones but the bitesize ones are nice. __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

04-10-2010, 11:40	#4
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	It's a bit like porridge; you can just keep feeding it milk and it keeps soaking it up. I don't think there is a limit __________________

04-10-2010, 11:43	#5
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	That's like Stan and a good single malt __________________

04-10-2010, 16:50	#7
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Having discovered the most absorbent substance this morning, I have discovered the second hottest substance known to man this afternoon - Wetherspoon's bangers and mash. Good job I had a pint of IPA to hand to keep the blistering on the roof of my mouth to a minimum. __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

04-10-2010, 21:03	#8
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	I'll bite, what's the hottest? (melted cheese in a toastie, or sausage rolls from the butchers in Connaught Avenue when they're fresh out of the oven?) __________________

05-10-2010, 09:57	#10
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Both wrong. McDonald's apple pie filling. __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...