Irrational things that annoy you (and non irrational things too come to think of it)

[Kitten]

*sets up chocolate egg hatred society on facebook*



Edit: HOLD THE PHONE!?! Chocolate Eggs you say?

For that reason, I'm out.

[Briggykins]

Speaking of holding the phone. Those little graphics on websites that say 'Call Us!' and have a picture of a smiling lady wearing a headset. That lady is not going to be answering my call and I bet whoever does won't be wearing a headset.

[Jingo]

Originally Posted by Kitten

*sets up chocolate egg hatred society on facebook*

*joins for the ironing*

Originally Posted by Briggykins

Those little graphics on websites that say 'Call Us!' and have a picture of a smiling lady wearing a headset.

To combat false advertising, they should have a picture of a miserable looking old git, phone wedged between his ear and shoulder, munching on mini-cheddars and holding a sign that states "I really don't care, sir".

[Kitten]

^^ I'd bank with them!

[Mark]

Originally Posted by Jingo

To combat false advertising, they should have a picture of a miserable looking old git, phone wedged between his ear and shoulder, munching on mini-cheddars and holding a sign that states "I really don't care, sir".

Can you buy mini cheddars in India?

/controversy

[Muban]

I know it was yesterday, but you know what bothers me about valentines day. People who enquire about if you got a valentine/will be doing anything (knowing you are very much single) and when you casually say 'No' give you that pity, tilted head expression. I don't need their pity

Buying wrapping paper sheets (not rolls) and when you get to the till the shop assistant FOLDS the paper! Folds the wrapping paper??!! Don't bloody fold it, it's displayed gently laid over a rack so it doesn't get creased and you've just put flipping great creases in it! Yes, I know I am a bit anal when it comes to wrapping presents and having them looking just so...... but that annoys 'normal' people too doesn't it??

[Jingo]

No I totally agree there - I take great pride in present wrapping - it has to look superb and magical so someone putting a big crease in the paper would cause forehead vein

[Tak]

Originally Posted by Muban

People who enquire about if you got a valentine/will be doing anything (knowing you are very much single) and when you casually say 'No' give you that pity, tilted head expression.

People who do it when you're not single (or more often they look at you like you've just grown a 3rd head) are equally as annoying

[Knipples]

Justin bloody Bieber!

I just want to smack his face in

[semi-pro waster]

James Corden.

Can I get a judges ruling on this one please about whether it's irrational or not? I mean I'm sure that face to face he's the most personable, salt of the earth type who's actually wittier than the product of an unholy copulation between Oscar Wilde and Noel Coward but performing he's either crass, deeply unfunny or just cringeworthy while apparently having an ego so big it creates its own gravitational pull. I do believe he could be the only person regularly presenting who I find less amusing than Chris Moyles and if you are unfortunate enough to have been given my views on Mr Moyles you will know that it is a very high/low bar he's surpassed.