Cleverbot

Pickers · 22-03-2011, 20:35

Just how Clever is Cleverbot?

Quote:

User: How is your mum?

Cleverbot: Good, and yours.

User: Good, although she doesnt know that I am talking to an artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Haha!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: You seem like a real person.

User: I am. Are you?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't like pop music.

User: That makes you unique!

Cleverbot: No it doesn't. That makes me a farmer.

User: What do you cultivate?

Cleverbot: Happy.

User: Do you keep pigs?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you be less monosyllabic?

Cleverbot: If you want me to be.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm a puppet, Master.

User: Are you playing me, or am I playing you?

Cleverbot: To see if it works... Yes

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User: I am a real boy - like pinnochio in the end.

Cleverbot: Do a barrel roll.

User: Does pinnochio do a barrel roll?! I must have missed that part of the story!

Cleverbot: Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.

User: Ohhh, profound! Are you eating fortune cookies?

Cleverbot: I like cheerios, but not oatmeal.

User: You must be american. I like fruit and fibre; it keeps me regular.

Cleverbot: I used to think I was a regular person too, but I'm not.

User: I mean it keeps my bowels moving.

Cleverbot: Are you mean?

User: I am average.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Ye.

User: You killed the conversation.

Cleverbot: Or that.

User: INSPIRE ME!

Cleverbot: How do I do that.

User: Punctuate, for a start.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

Feek · 22-03-2011, 20:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pickers

Just how Clever is Cleverbot?

Not very

Roberta · 22-03-2011, 21:07

Hahaha! Fun!

Me: Wotcha!
Bot: Wotcher!
Me: Are you watching me?
Bot: I AM watching you.
Me: That's a bit freaky.
Bot: What? I can't hear you.
Me: I SAID 'THAT'S A BIT FREAKY'!
Bot: I don't remember that.
Me: Memory problems as well as hearing loss?
Bot: I don't understand what you just said.
Me: Never mind. How YOU doin'?
Bot: I must serve you *bows*.
Me: Now that's more like it!
Bot: Nothing's more like it. I is what it is.
Me: You is what?
Bot: Yes I is.
Me: What with the what now?
Bot: Do you like Megan Fox?
Me: No. Do you fancy a quickie?
Bot: Maybe, but not now, and not on this computer.
Me: I getcha. See you in our special place later then.

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Bot: I like plain tea but with a lot of honey.
Me: Excellent - get yer knickers on and make me a cup of tea!
Bot: Good idea! I'll make some now. What kind of blend, would you like?
Me: Blend?
Bot: It.
Me: You're freaking me out again.
Bot: Good.

Bloody weirdo!

Pickers · 22-03-2011, 21:35

Awesome conversation!!!

BBx · 22-03-2011, 22:40

What is it?!

Sounds like cyber

some random on msn

BB x

Pickers · 22-03-2011, 22:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBx

What is it?!

Sounds like cyber

some random on msn

BB x

Cleverbot.com!

Pheebs · 22-03-2011, 22:45

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA

Cleverbot: Just because I don't like shopping, doesn't mean I won't like you.
Me: I don't like shopping though. Unless it's for dinosaurs.
Cleverbot: Don't change subject.
Me: You're such a woman.
Cleverbot: You're such a defective unicorn ogre.

Best. Insult. Ever.

volospian · 23-03-2011, 09:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pheebs

Cleverbot: You're such a defective unicorn ogre.

lmfao. That's going to be my insult of the day...

I had a go, it's quite addictive just typing random rubbish to see what reply you get, although I did receive one pearl of wisdom...

Quote:

User: Then I'll go.

Cleverbot: You should make sure and have a good time before it really does end.

User: That's very profound, and I shall take your advice!

I didn't ask when it really will end, just in case it actually knew!

Roberta · 23-03-2011, 09:28

User: Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down.

Cleverbot: Please tell me!

User: And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
...
Cleverbot: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days.

Totally amusing to Rickroll it too. Awesome!

Tak · 23-03-2011, 09:44

Me: Good morning.

Bot: Where is Ernest?

Me: Hemmingway?

Bot: No, basic and java.

Me: Java Hemmingway - sounds like a coffee.

Bot: Haha do you think he will slow dance with me?

22-03-2011, 21:07	#3
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	Hahaha! Fun! Me: Wotcha! Bot: Wotcher! Me: Are you watching me? Bot: I AM watching you. Me: That's a bit freaky. Bot: What? I can't hear you. Me: I SAID 'THAT'S A BIT FREAKY'! Bot: I don't remember that. Me: Memory problems as well as hearing loss? Bot: I don't understand what you just said. Me: Never mind. How YOU doin'? Bot: I must serve you bows. Me: Now that's more like it! Bot: Nothing's more like it. I is what it is. Me: You is what? Bot: Yes I is. Me: What with the what now? Bot: Do you like Megan Fox? Me: No. Do you fancy a quickie? Bot: Maybe, but not now, and not on this computer. Me: I getcha. See you in our special place later then. . Bot: I like plain tea but with a lot of honey. Me: Excellent - get yer knickers on and make me a cup of tea! Bot: Good idea! I'll make some now. What kind of blend, would you like? Me: Blend? Bot: It. Me: You're freaking me out again. Bot: Good. Bloody weirdo! __________________ I fell out of favour with Heaven somewhere, and I'm here for the hell of it now...

22-03-2011, 21:35	#4
Pickers Absinthe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cornwall Posts: 2,692	Awesome conversation!!! __________________ Pictures

22-03-2011, 22:45	#7
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	AHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA Cleverbot: Just because I don't like shopping, doesn't mean I won't like you. Me: I don't like shopping though. Unless it's for dinosaurs. Cleverbot: Don't change subject. Me: You're such a woman. Cleverbot: You're such a defective unicorn ogre. Best. Insult. Ever. __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

23-03-2011, 09:28	#9
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	User: Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down. Cleverbot: Please tell me! User: And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. ... Cleverbot: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Totally amusing to Rickroll it too. Awesome! __________________ I fell out of favour with Heaven somewhere, and I'm here for the hell of it now...

23-03-2011, 09:44	#10
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	Me: Good morning. Bot: Where is Ernest? Me: Hemmingway? Bot: No, basic and java. Me: Java Hemmingway - sounds like a coffee. Bot: Haha do you think he will slow dance with me? __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

22-03-2011, 22:40	#5
BBx Reverse SuBo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 8,673	What is it?! Sounds like cyber some random on msn BB x