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Old 30-03-2011, 12:13   #1631
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There's a girl at work who was commenting (unecessarily) that she needed to lose weight and was thinking of getting Alli :/

Then this morning I come in and she's munching on a tube of Salt and Vinegar Pringles at 9am!?!

She didn't like it when I questioned her

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Old 30-03-2011, 12:14   #1632
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There are 3 copies now available on shelves and still the one she requested for me is out to someone else.... marvellous. I gave up waiting and have started reading another book, if they haven't told me it's available by the time I finish this book I think I'll just request it again from a different library online myself (then no doubt they will both turn up at once!!).
such a silly system! Ours requests the book online and whichever one comes back in first is sent over. Is 50p (when they ask for it) but well worth it.
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Old 30-03-2011, 12:35   #1633
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There's a girl at work who was commenting (unecessarily) that she needed to lose weight and was thinking of getting Alli :/

Then this morning I come in and she's munching on a tube of Salt and Vinegar Pringles at 9am!?!

She didn't like it when I questioned her

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See and I have the girl who doesn't need to lose any weight, but thinks she does, and then makes snide comments to me instead. It's her face she needs to worry about, not her dress size!
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Old 30-03-2011, 12:40   #1634
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I still have the girl who is stick thin going on about how much of a heffer she is. She does it on purpose, so I'm just ignoring her!
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Old 30-03-2011, 12:40   #1635
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There's a girl at work who was commenting (unecessarily) that she needed to lose weight and was thinking of getting Alli :/

Then this morning I come in and she's munching on a tube of Salt and Vinegar Pringles at 9am!?!

She didn't like it when I questioned her

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You cant EVER question them! They hate it!

I did the same to a girl here, she was moaning about wanting to lose weight, then was eating crisps at 10am. I sense my sarcastic comment didnt go down well
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Old 30-03-2011, 13:12   #1636
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People who wear those plastic gloves to put petrol in their cars
I use one glove when I put diesel in my car. Diesel stinks, the fumes stink and they don't dissipate anywhere nearly as quickly as petrol.

Of course, you did say "petrol" and that I agree with but don't lump diesel users in with the petrol users . We use them for a reason.
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Old 30-03-2011, 15:28   #1637
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See and I have the girl who doesn't need to lose any weight, but thinks she does, and then makes snide comments to me instead. It's her face she needs to worry about, not her dress size!
AhahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!

I've just laughed so hard at that I cried!

Hilarious! I love you mawee! I LUBBA CHOOO!
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Old 30-03-2011, 17:51   #1638
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There's a girl at work who was commenting (unecessarily) that she needed to lose weight and was thinking of getting Alli :/
Please excuse the ignorance but what's Alli? Apart from a girls name.
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Old 30-03-2011, 17:59   #1639
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Please excuse the ignorance but what's Alli? Apart from a girls name.
A weight loss aid/slimming tablet.

You take it with every meal and poo out oil - apparently :/

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Old 30-03-2011, 18:22   #1640
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I still have the girl who is stick thin going on about how much of a heffer she is. She does it on purpose, so I'm just ignoring her!
Ah, the classic I'll say I'm fat so everyone tells me how thin I am. People who've played that game with me in the past generally got quite upset when I agreed with them and suggested a few ways they could loose some weight
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