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Old 13-05-2011, 13:08   #51
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Bin

A kid goes to the funfair and makes a wish on a coin-operated machine. He wakes up in the morning to find he is a ****ING BIN.


Bark to the Future

Retelling of a familiar story from the dog's point of view. He takes a one minute trip into the future as part of Doc Brown's crazy experiment in a parking lot then chews on his butt for the next 80 minutes.
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Old 13-05-2011, 14:29   #52
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butt (set at sea on a boat, or on a beach)

Dainty dancing
Hmmmmmm. *strokes chin*

I considered Deity Dancing, I might still go for it - it does only change one letter but also squiddles one sideways.
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Old 13-05-2011, 14:48   #53
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A kid goes to the funfair and makes a wish on a coin-operated machine. He wakes up in the morning to find he is a ****ING BIN.
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Old 14-05-2011, 01:35   #54
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Shart Circuit

Johnny Five is alive! And instantly gets irritable bowel syndrome.
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Old 14-05-2011, 02:18   #55
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Thom

A boring tale of the lead singer of Radiohead, and his hammer.
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Fight at the Museum

Ben Stiller gets a job as a night guard at the museum, none of the old guys like him so it all kicks off.

Leading to...

Hit Fuzz

a 2 hour documentary on policemen getting assaulted by geriatric security guards. And Ben Stiller.

Slade, Slade 2 and Slade-Trinity

Noddy Holder, the Day Walker, fights evil vampires in the West Midlands.
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The Ely

Genetic teleportation mix-up causes Jeff Goldblum to change into a half human, half Cambridgeshire catheral city hybrid


The Ely 2


BrindleEly's son grows at a hyperaccelerated rate and then changes into St. Neots


Airplant!


"Surely you can't mean epiphytes?"

"I do, and don't call me Shirley!"
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Old 14-05-2011, 08:29   #58
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Goop Will Hunting
The story of troubled genius Pat Sharpe who decides that the only way to help people overcome their problems is make them complete a wacky obstacle course and then gunk them. Also featuring MATT DAMON and Robin Williams.

Crouching Tigger, Hidden Dragon
A deserved obscure martial arts epic where the whimsical world of A.A. Milne meets kung fu mastery, Tigger has to rescue the sword Green Destiny which was stolen from him in a series of breathtaking fights with the catchphrase "Tiggers are wonderful things. Their heads are made of rubber, their tails are made of springs" oft repeated.
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Goop Will Hunting
The story of troubled genius Pat Sharpe who decides that the only way to help people overcome their problems is make them complete a wacky obstacle course and then gunk them. Also featuring MATT DAMON and Robin Williams.

Crouching Tigger, Hidden Dragon
A deserved obscure martial arts epic where the whimsical world of A.A. Milne meets kung fu mastery, Tigger has to rescue the sword Green Destiny which was stolen from him in a series of breathtaking fights with the catchphrase "Tiggers are wonderful things. Their heads are made of rubber, their tails are made of springs" oft repeated.
Hahaha ^^


Maaaaaaaaaat Ddddaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyymonnnnnnnn

Loving the Sly too.
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White Men Can't Hump.

Woody Harrelson stars in this tale of sexual dysfunction where he can't please his woman due to being hung like a gnat and could stick it up an ants arse and not touch the sides.
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