18-05-2011, 20:54 | #1 |
The Last Airbender
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lol at super scrimping muppet
Just watching C4 and some prog about super scrimping and saving money where you can. Instead of buying a mudguard for his bike, some guy cut up a piece of drainpipe and bolted it on the underside of his frame. Nothing wrong with that and the woman was applauding him for saving money on buying a new mudguard.
Bet he didn't tell her that his bike was a Specialized Stumpjumper that probably cost him £1,500+
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19-05-2011, 13:06 | #2 |
Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
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Try saving money on food by purchasing the second most expensive lobster, to give yourself a humbling, peasant feeling try eating your courses with the incorrect cutlery!
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19-05-2011, 13:15 | #3 |
The Mouse King of Denmark
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Families can save money on costly caravan holidays by arguing in one room then sleeping in a cupboard.
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19-05-2011, 14:34 | #4 |
The Last Airbender
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You need to go on the programme
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23-05-2011, 04:03 | #5 |
Dr Cocktapuss
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My favourite Viz one is:
Why spend hundreds of pounds on expensive carpets? Simply purchase a pair of slippers, glue two sample patches to the bottom and enjoy that plush carpety feeling wherever you walk..
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23-05-2011, 09:12 | #6 |
The Mouse King of Denmark
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Everyone ought to follow TwopTwips on Twitter:
http://twitter.com/#!/TwopTwips Latest one: "Convince people you can expertly play the bagpipes by picking up a set of bagpipes and having a ****ing stab at it."
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