Movie Title Fun - Page 9

Belmit · 18-05-2011, 22:53

Ferris Bueller's Gay Off is my favourite so far, and beats the tenuous one I was trying to come with around The Gay After Tomorrow.

It seems I can only come up with porn versions of films now so I may have to bow out... or just post them and offend you all.

Pickers · 18-05-2011, 22:54

Offend away!!!

Fayshun · 19-05-2011, 07:27

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Originally Posted by Pickers

Ferris Bueller’s Gay Off

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Stan_Lite · 19-05-2011, 08:07

Descriptions of the films I posted earlier in the thread.

Monty Python films:
The meaning of Lime.
The Python team in the first of their series of three hilarious films in the style of Open university educational programmes. In the first offering, they discuss diverse properties of and uses for Calcium Oxide. Who would have known lime was painted onto the scrota of bulls to enrage them during bullfighting events.
Life of Briar.
The second educational offering from Python. This time, they offer a fascinating insight into the life and uses of thorny plants. The man eating rose scene is classic python.
Monty Python and the Holy Grain.
The third and final informative offering from the inimitable Python team. The team explain, with comic genius, how various grains have changed history. In it, they explain how the use of maize in explosive devices almost won the second world war for the Germans.

Others:
The Naked Bun.
Leslie Nielsen stars in this hilarious tale of a hapless baker who investigates the mysterious disappearance of a prize winning Chelsea bun.
Dip Hard.
New York detective John McClane (Bruce Willis) tracks down a cell of chewing tobacco (dip) crazed terrorists.
Raging Ball.
Robert De Niro stars as a troubled volleyball player struggling to come to terms with how the vicious sport is destroying his life.
Raiders of the Lost Arm.
It is a little known fact that Herod did not just remove the head of John the baptist, he also had his left arm removed - the arm has never been recovered. Archaeologist Indiana Jones embarks on an action packed search for the legendary holy relic.
Singin' in the Wain.
Gene Kelly stars in this uninspired musical which takes place entirely on the back of a horse drawn cart. Despite Kelly's best efforts, the dance scenes are understandably restricted.
The Hound of Music.
Little known sequel to Digby, the Biggest Dog in the World in which the giant dog embarks on a career as a concert pianist with hilarious consequences.
Forrest Pump.
Tear-jerking story of a young boy ostracised because of an unfortunate affliction which manifests itself as foul-smelling flatulence. All ends happily as he farts his way to fame and fortune.
The Seventh meal.
Fascinating sequel to the Ingmar Bergman classic. In this sequel, a crusading knight challenges Death to an eating contest. If he succeeds, his life will be spared.
Bummer Holiday.
Adult remake of the Cliff Richard classic in which Cliff and Melvyn Hayes sodomise Una Stubbs in a double decker bus.

semi-pro waster · 19-05-2011, 15:31

The Radness of King George - stars Keanu Reeves as the titular character "Dude, I'm like a King and stuff, that's so bodacious". You'll chill, you'll laugh, you'll wonder why someone with the acting abilities and emotional range of a block of pine keeps getting roles in Hollywood.

Hairy Potter - one of the Hairy Bikers (I'm never sure which one, Mork or Mindy?) discovers a talent for throwing clay. "You're a potter, Hairy" as the tagline almost certainly doesn't say.

There have been a few more that run though my head and then I realise that any synopsis is basically going to be exactly the same as the actual film e.g. Twit Town about a couple of silly brothers who get into all sorts of escapades or Bounders about a couple of friends who rig card games like the cads they are...

Ferris Bueller's Gay Off is a work of genius though.

Fayshun · 19-05-2011, 16:03

E, Robot

Will Smith as a Yorkshire technophobe Del Spooner investigating the possible breach of Asimov's 3 laws by a robot implicated in the death of a human. At t'mill.

Goose · 19-05-2011, 16:28

Sporticus

I'm ashamed for having mentioned it...

Fayshun · 19-05-2011, 16:44

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Originally Posted by Goose

Sporticus

I'm ashamed for having mentioned it...

And so you should, you don't even have kids.

Belmit · 19-05-2011, 16:53

Bulletproof Gonk

After several decades, scientists finally create a practically indestructable version of the small fluffy toy. No-one can remember why.

Flibster · 20-05-2011, 01:16

This is an evil, EVIL thread...

The Perminator
Tagline: The thing that won't die, in the nightmare that won't end. *actually straight frm The Terminator

*

Forrest Dump
This is the story of a man. A man who while travelling through the middle of nowhere regrets the egg and bean curry he had for lunch.

The Ladyfillers
A documentary about the formation of Ann Summers

Mystery Yen
Tale of a traveller who when coming back from a holiday finds he has more local currency now than when he started.

The Ditty Dozen.
Musical about 3 barbershop quartets.

DIY Hard.
A man with no hand-eye co-ordination buys his new kitchen from Ikea

Hove Actually
A tourist movie about a rather crap place on the south coast.

The Karate Yid
An old master teaches a defenseless youngling the ancient ways of Oy vey!

Dos Boot
The story of one man and his autoexec.bat and config.sys

Goonfellas
3 men, 1 rubber boot and a pocket full of Ray Ellington

Lulu
Historical drama about a small Welsh singer who leads a fight against a numerically superior enemy. Famous for the line: Sentries have come in from the hill, Sir. They report the English to the southeast. Thousands of them boyo.

18-05-2011, 22:53	#81
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Ferris Bueller's Gay Off is my favourite so far, and beats the tenuous one I was trying to come with around The Gay After Tomorrow. It seems I can only come up with porn versions of films now so I may have to bow out... or just post them and offend you all. __________________

18-05-2011, 22:54	#82
Pickers Absinthe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cornwall Posts: 2,692	Offend away!!! __________________ Pictures

19-05-2011, 08:07	#84
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Descriptions of the films I posted earlier in the thread. Monty Python films: The meaning of Lime. The Python team in the first of their series of three hilarious films in the style of Open university educational programmes. In the first offering, they discuss diverse properties of and uses for Calcium Oxide. Who would have known lime was painted onto the scrota of bulls to enrage them during bullfighting events. Life of Briar. The second educational offering from Python. This time, they offer a fascinating insight into the life and uses of thorny plants. The man eating rose scene is classic python. Monty Python and the Holy Grain. The third and final informative offering from the inimitable Python team. The team explain, with comic genius, how various grains have changed history. In it, they explain how the use of maize in explosive devices almost won the second world war for the Germans. Others: The Naked Bun. Leslie Nielsen stars in this hilarious tale of a hapless baker who investigates the mysterious disappearance of a prize winning Chelsea bun. Dip Hard. New York detective John McClane (Bruce Willis) tracks down a cell of chewing tobacco (dip) crazed terrorists. Raging Ball. Robert De Niro stars as a troubled volleyball player struggling to come to terms with how the vicious sport is destroying his life. Raiders of the Lost Arm. It is a little known fact that Herod did not just remove the head of John the baptist, he also had his left arm removed - the arm has never been recovered. Archaeologist Indiana Jones embarks on an action packed search for the legendary holy relic. Singin' in the Wain. Gene Kelly stars in this uninspired musical which takes place entirely on the back of a horse drawn cart. Despite Kelly's best efforts, the dance scenes are understandably restricted. The Hound of Music. Little known sequel to Digby, the Biggest Dog in the World in which the giant dog embarks on a career as a concert pianist with hilarious consequences. Forrest Pump. Tear-jerking story of a young boy ostracised because of an unfortunate affliction which manifests itself as foul-smelling flatulence. All ends happily as he farts his way to fame and fortune. The Seventh meal. Fascinating sequel to the Ingmar Bergman classic. In this sequel, a crusading knight challenges Death to an eating contest. If he succeeds, his life will be spared. Bummer Holiday. Adult remake of the Cliff Richard classic in which Cliff and Melvyn Hayes sodomise Una Stubbs in a double decker bus. __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

19-05-2011, 15:31	#85
semi-pro waster Provider of sensible advice about homosexuals Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: London Posts: 2,615	The Radness of King George - stars Keanu Reeves as the titular character "Dude, I'm like a King and stuff, that's so bodacious". You'll chill, you'll laugh, you'll wonder why someone with the acting abilities and emotional range of a block of pine keeps getting roles in Hollywood. Hairy Potter - one of the Hairy Bikers (I'm never sure which one, Mork or Mindy?) discovers a talent for throwing clay. "You're a potter, Hairy" as the tagline almost certainly doesn't say. There have been a few more that run though my head and then I realise that any synopsis is basically going to be exactly the same as the actual film e.g. Twit Town about a couple of silly brothers who get into all sorts of escapades or Bounders about a couple of friends who rig card games like the cads they are... Ferris Bueller's Gay Off is a work of genius though. __________________ "Your friend is the man that knows all about you, and still likes you." - Elbert Hubbard

19-05-2011, 16:03	#86
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	E, Robot Will Smith as a Yorkshire technophobe Del Spooner investigating the possible breach of Asimov's 3 laws by a robot implicated in the death of a human. At t'mill. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

19-05-2011, 16:28	#87
Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	Sporticus I'm ashamed for having mentioned it... __________________

19-05-2011, 16:53	#89
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Bulletproof Gonk After several decades, scientists finally create a practically indestructable version of the small fluffy toy. No-one can remember why. __________________

20-05-2011, 01:16	#90
Flibster Moonshine Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,388	This is an evil, EVIL thread... The Perminator Tagline: The thing that won't die, in the nightmare that won't end. actually straight frm The Terminator Forrest Dump This is the story of a man. A man who while travelling through the middle of nowhere regrets the egg and bean curry he had for lunch. The Ladyfillers A documentary about the formation of Ann Summers Mystery Yen Tale of a traveller who when coming back from a holiday finds he has more local currency now than when he started. The Ditty Dozen. Musical about 3 barbershop quartets. DIY Hard. A man with no hand-eye co-ordination buys his new kitchen from Ikea Hove Actually A tourist movie about a rather crap place on the south coast. The Karate Yid An old master teaches a defenseless youngling the ancient ways of Oy vey! Dos Boot The story of one man and his autoexec.bat and config.sys Goonfellas 3 men, 1 rubber boot and a pocket full of Ray Ellington Lulu Historical drama about a small Welsh singer who leads a fight against a numerically superior enemy. Famous for the line: Sentries have come in from the hill, Sir. They report the English to the southeast. Thousands of them boyo. __________________